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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 5

    5-Year-Old Figures He Has A Year Left Of Peeing At Urinals With His Pants All The Way Down https://trib.al/gzxzbPZ pic.twitter.com/iAPhsXkH8v

    1:55 PM - 5 Aug 2018
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      1. Atlanta Hawks Tank Mode Activated‏ @TheDawgzilla Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kid-Life Crisis.

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      1. i'm not a girl pls stop - ScarisNeta‏ @Aris_Neta Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i haven't seen anyone pointlessly rant about this but ok I'll try Who even thaught this kid to urinate with his pants down ok i give up this is too hard

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      2. Deanna‏ @dbochery Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Butters?

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      3. Ahhhhhhhhmanda 😱‏ @WesselsAmanda Aug 5
        Replying to @dbochery

        This is what I came here for. Thank you😚

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      1. ǝɯʎl ʎɹɹɐɥ‏ @kaonrider Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or 55 years, witchen eva comes foistpic.twitter.com/FrEEbB4OAr

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      1. Rick Keeney‏ @dethb1rd1960 Aug 5
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        I see full-growns still doin’ that shit. You’re good, little man.

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      1. Father With 2 Kids‏ @FatherWith2Kids Aug 5
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        pic.twitter.com/2FEmGUlw6g

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      1. ⌜ 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝 ⌟‏ @mpnrd Aug 5
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        feels good, man

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      2. Chris Cottam‏ @cheekymunki Aug 5
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        @ashley_marge

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      2. Clay‏ @potatosacs7 Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @thethirst_5 @dp310sne1 mutants.

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      1. Josh Spicer‏ @JoshSpicer3 Aug 6
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        Prime post right here.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mmmmm... Thanks for soaking up all the piss on the floor (from those old men with bad aim) with your pants... Good boy!! No need to hire bathroom attendants anymore! One less job for you when you grow up!!

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      1. FOREVER UNEEK‏ @UNEEK16612849 Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @real_farmacist

        😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😍

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      1. Clayton Tramel‏ @ClaytonTramel Aug 6
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        if that kids 5 I'm Dale Earnhart

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      1.  🍒‏ @CherryBlackEyes Aug 5
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        I did that at kindergarten once. And didn't realize that the floor was really wet. When I went back I told the class that I some big boys pushed me.

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      1. 𝓙𝓸𝓼𝓱𝓾𝓪 𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔀 𝓝𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓪‏ @officialnoria Aug 5
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        Why stop at 6?

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      1. Albert P Mroczkiewicz‏ @therealbertpmro Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @BobMurphyEcon

        Very relevant in my family.

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      1. Michael Towns‏ @towns_michael Aug 5
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        Oh thank God! There is nothing more unsettling than to witness an adult male pull that maneuver.

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