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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 5

    Ivanka Trump Distraught After Learning Detained Migrant Children Completely Without Sewing Machines https://trib.al/VGFiXUb pic.twitter.com/XSNvDCJ6XM

    12:20 PM - 5 Aug 2018
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    • Ben Voorhies ShashaTheItch 💯💕#GlovesOFF ! #TreasonIsACrime 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2...... Milose Gene Sarah Haynes Bruce Macksoud (AKA - David Dennison) Janice 🌊🌊🌊 Karen Justin
    132 replies 2,399 retweets 9,168 likes
      1. ᴿealfarmacist‏ @real_farmacist Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/gqqtnZyslg

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      2. Larry‏ @LJTV123 Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait wait wait! She feels bad because children can’t work while detained? So she’s going to send equipment so they can work? Please be making this up

        5 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. jimbo‏ @jimboooo_o Aug 5
        Replying to @LJTV123 @TheOnion

        TheOnion is a very trustworthy news source this is 100% real

        1 reply 0 retweets 58 likes
      4. Larry‏ @LJTV123 Aug 5
        Replying to @jimboooo_o @TheOnion

        I thought they always joked about the news

        4 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. Karmas Bitch ♒ ❄️ ❄️ 🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @86_45_now Aug 5
        Replying to @LJTV123 @jimboooo_o @TheOnion

        He's pulling your leg

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. sharkspeare‏ @sharkspeared Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Factories worse for kids than Willy Wonka, Her sweatshops from Shanghai to Sri Lanka And complicit with outrages Like locking children in cages 👧🏽 Cruelty’s the golden ticket for Ivanka #TrumpCorruptspic.twitter.com/qSh4FlqWYd

        1 reply 35 retweets 60 likes
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      2. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She perked right up after learning, many little kidneys would soon be available on the black market.

        2 replies 3 retweets 31 likes
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      1. i. am. karen.‏ @nefelibatagurl Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @RegionRatRants

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      1. Zismarith in a funny hat‏ @Slice_of_Galaxy Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is it weird that these days The Onion's material is increasingly plausible, compared to reality? I can't be the first one to think that. I now see the NYT etc and think, "gosh I hope this headline is wrong."

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      2. N.H.Watkins‏ @NHWatkins Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @real_farmacist

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      1. A Zayas‏ @FigZayas Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @notmiprez

        She would be frowning more but the Botox won’t let her.

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      1. Jose‏ @JAngelitoo Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Das tuff

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      1. Marcus Hicks‏ @MarcusH23386569 Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "How will they make Trump 2020 Flags without any sewing machines?!"

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      1. flux‏ @VoceVelocepede Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perhaps their detainment facilities could be moved offshore. Housing them in, say, Puerto Rico, could allow for “Proudly Made in America” labels on the product, killing, so to speak, two birds

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      1. PDhrit‏ @Ryaan_1990 Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Very sad indeed 😂🤣🤣

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      2. Danté 3000‏ @dantespez Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Satire? 🤨

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. toastWRLD‏ @toastWRLD Aug 5
        Replying to @dantespez @TheOnion

        whooosh

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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