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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 5

    High-End Persian Rugs Attend Trial In Show Of Support For Paul Manafort https://trib.al/qSSHyDP pic.twitter.com/901slREYag

    10:45 AM - 5 Aug 2018
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    28 replies 305 retweets 2,055 likes
      1. David‏ @david_arnott Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        some say it's his real hair

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      1. Snoozie‏ @susiemmilligan Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The picture! OMG

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      1. Rob Striker‏ @DrDrStrange Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        everyone has a constituency....apparently even the devil incarnate

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      1. Mrarchway‏ @mrarchway Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The look on his face. This isn’t real, I’ll wake up any second.

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      1. Denise Rothstein‏ @DeniGayle Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL! I thought you were talking about the rig on manaforts head.

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      1. Galeni‏ @hiemstra77 Aug 5
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        those rugs really tie the room together

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      1. Cult Hopping‏ @pfitzart Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Say no to rugs.

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      1. For My Sake‏ @For_My_Sake_4 Aug 5
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        Character witnesses?

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      1. Dennis Stillman‏ @DennisNobody Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isn't that a violation of Trump's sanctions?? OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      1. PatsMan‏ @patsman13 Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow. Beware rich people. Don’t buy things that are expensive. What a pathetic joke. On us

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Aug 6
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        If it wasn’t for this wonderfully generous man, we would have languished in a stall in Turkey for decades... He SAVED us! Please let him go!!

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      1. Richard J. Campbell‏ @asytactrain Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Elvis is Q and L, M, N, O, P are Steve. Need I say any more? Legalize Maryjane and the truth is revealed baby. Those rugs are witlessness baby.

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      1. DayelStoner‏ @DayelStoner Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I see the gilded shitters couldn't make it

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      1. Michael Baker‏ @Mikeypb66 Aug 6
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        pic.twitter.com/7kCfaAM3GW

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      1. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico Aug 5
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        One way to launder money.......

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      1. Nick Byble ‏ @nickbyble Aug 5
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        😂

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is Q there too?

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      1. A Browne  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #DissolveTheUnion‏ @ACC_B Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Syrup

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      1. Mohamed Taha‏ @MTaha25 Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂

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      1. Gary Heppy‏ @GaryHeppy Aug 5
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        Manafort suckels Trumpet

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