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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 5

    God Loses Tip Of Finger In Black Hole Accident https://trib.al/m74Uznm pic.twitter.com/aI5ct8Ykw2

    6:00 AM - 5 Aug 2018
    • 230 Retweets
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    • sophia mughal PepperLord Dexter ❄️⛓ BitterHawk Pierre-Simon Laplace Sigs808 Madeline Lutwyche Vladimir Lenin Ben Voorhies
    30 replies 230 retweets 1,732 likes
      1. James T‏ @Jamiesmellslike Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...pervert

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      1. SM‏ @DrAgent90 Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheTweetOfGod thoughts and prayers.

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      1. I Voted For You But‏ @VotedForYouBut Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Alternate Title: "God Fingers Black Hole, Pays Dearly For It."

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      1. Vtel 'Zolam‏ @Donsmacker1 Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheTweetOfGod

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      2. Panama‏ @11_Panama_ Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rare footage of the incident, caught by infrared satellite imagery. You can clearly see the finger being devoured.pic.twitter.com/s930oIMCrK

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Margarete‏ @mulani2015 Aug 28
        Replying to @11_Panama_ @TheOnion

        Danger zone - please do not enter ... it’s not necessary to say that or is it?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Super Massive Black Hole‏ @SagittariAStar Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol whoops 🤭

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      1. Ugly Scott‏ @UglyScott Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Another example of why people are constantly confusing Onion articles with "real" news.

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      2. Sinatrinha  🎙‏Verified account @raulveiga Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake, not possible.

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      3. Gene The ghost 👻 Emoji‏ @GeneMeh Aug 5
        Replying to @raulveiga @TheOnion

        It’s not possible for the onion to fake anything.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Sinatrinha  🎙‏Verified account @raulveiga Aug 5
        Replying to @GeneMeh @TheOnion

        It’s a strange loop

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ten foot pole.

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      2. Barry P. M.‏ @Ltm67 Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Surely there is a compensation claim that can be made against the owners/occupiers of the black hole? Were there any warning signs? Was the area around the black hole cordoned off? There will be thousands of lawyers/attorneys will to take that case

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      1. Eric Muschlitz‏ @sequoiaspoke Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        trump phenomenon explained.

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      1. Ay caramba!‏ @jgca68 Aug 5
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        But does it hurt? @TheTweetOfGod

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      1. AW‏ @AndrewWeeraratn Aug 5
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        While trying to explain why he sent his son to clean up the mess in the world instead of sending his daughter

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      1. SCI_Crypto Schools‏ @Satoshitoo Aug 5
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwX1_66RU0c …

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      1. Michael‏ @Ronsoco67 Aug 5
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        Hey, it happens to the best of us.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God Loses Tip Of Middle Finger In Black Hole Not By Accident.

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