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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 4

    Christopher Robin: A film that serves as a powerful allegory for today’s political moment for those who do not have the brain space to talk about literally anything else anymore.pic.twitter.com/SZUK5atTfQ

    4:20 PM - 4 Aug 2018
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      2. Steve Cushing‏ @30ingoal Aug 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Of course Disney totally forgot that Pooh was created by a Canadian in Winnipeg. Because who wants a story set in “The Peg”. London is much sexier but just remember Pooh Bear is a Canadian eh.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Player-Farvoo‏ @FarvooF3rn Aug 4
        Replying to @30ingoal @TheOnion

        What are you talking? Winnie was created by an English writer, even if the name came from the Canadian bear.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. James Craig Burley‏ @jcburley Aug 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/7LN42MhFqf

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      1. HEWWO?‏ @excelsagas Aug 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/o1qiEJCwiP

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      2. Ra‏ @CoraMcNabb Aug 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought The Onion was supposed to be satirical.

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      1. Agit-Pop‏ @agitpopworld Aug 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Here's an allegory free zone: CLUELESS President Trump's secret blueprint to KEEP AMERICA GREATpic.twitter.com/LR0hEX3Zp6

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      1. QR 🐾‏ @Nhingi66 Aug 4
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        Do not worry, do not despair, Peter Rosenthal. We all love you!!!!

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      1. RavenTale1‏ @CrownlessKingSK Aug 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actor is too good. God this feels real and I am not even american.

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      1.  🦇 Corey  👻‏ @elbryn_canticle Aug 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As one of those "evil, problematic independents", this is by far one of the best Onion posts I've seen. I'm exhausted just typing th-

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      1. Ferret S Pumpkins‏ @RidiculousBS Aug 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        GUYS WHAT IF WE JUST POLITICIZE EVERYTHING THEN THAT'S ALL WE'LL EVER HAVE TO TALK ABOUT UNTIL OUR HEADS EXPLODE

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As Trump says when it’s time to face Mueller... “Oh, Pooh!”pic.twitter.com/VLQ2q8aNYR

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      1. Woodrow Wilson‏ @WoodrowPWillson Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Voldemort!

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      1. Mack Movies‏ @Mack_Movies Aug 6
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      1. Covfefe LePew‏ @RinzenLhamo Aug 5
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        OMG! THIS IS THE BEST SO FAR!!! THIS IS ME, DAMMIT! THIS IS ME!!!! (uncontrollable sobbing, laughter, sobbing again...)

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      1. Typical Leftist‏ @LeftistTeardrop Aug 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @MattsIdeaShop

        Finally, a perfect description of my daily life!

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      1. Wesley from Winnipeg‏ @ExWasimV Aug 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @lenafinaWPG

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      1. Howard Roark‏ @neurepublik Aug 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #Irony

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      1.  🏴󠁥󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Javarne, esq.‏ @SampleMayne Aug 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        🙄 dat darn arctophile & wholesome #WinniethePooh

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