Could adopt one of the baby watermelons from the supermarket.pic.twitter.com/Dr5KaBJumc
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Could adopt one of the baby watermelons from the supermarket.pic.twitter.com/Dr5KaBJumc
Thank God for the new Crisper gene, we need to have some people mimic this watermelon.pic.twitter.com/2oSdGOLERa
Leave the jokes to the onion
OK..... DICK!!!!!!!
The reason why GMOs are so horrible
There not actually.
Yeah, it was a joke....
r/whoosh
Damm it.
I’m crying
Was at a market recently. Produce clerk told me someone returned a seedless watermelon because they found a little black thing inside ( it was a seed). Millennials will never know the joy of spitting out watermelon seeds 
Could it maybe have a seedless grape?
Dad, I think it's time we had a talk about the birds and the bees and the watermelons and the grapes.
If I didn't know about the birds and bees I wouldn't be Tweeting you right now. In fact, no one would be Tweeting you ever. Grapes and watermelons are another matter.
I would love to partake in a convo about the watermelons and grapes. Both fruits are very hit or miss to me. And don’t get me started on green grapes. They bring shame to the purple ones.
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