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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 3

    White House Reporters Warn Huckabee Sanders She Harming America And It’s Selling Like Fucking Hotcakes https://trib.al/T9vbBXr pic.twitter.com/S8APGBuUZN

    11:08 AM - 3 Aug 2018
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      2. Llama Monster (dww25921)‏ @dww25921 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        CNN is an embarrassment to real journalism.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Gregarious Rex‏ @Gvolz89 Aug 3
        Replying to @dww25921 @TheOnion

        You spelled Fox wrong.

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. Sammy Bissett‏ @SammyBissett Aug 3
        Replying to @Gvolz89 @dww25921 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/vCv55Hl4id

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Llama Monster (dww25921)‏ @dww25921 Aug 3
        Replying to @SammyBissett @Gvolz89 @TheOnion

        I don't really watch Fox. I get my news from Anon's on Twitter. It's pretty great. It's really delusional to believe that Fox is any better or worse than any of the other corporate propaganda outlets... But yeah, look into a steaming bucket of turds and pick a side. LOL

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      2. zackary‏ @_zackdack Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I really have come to respect The Onion for its grammatical accuracy, telling it like it should be told. But this grievous error is shaking my faith in the institutions that are supposed to be providing me fake news without minor occasional editorial slip-ups.

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      1. Art Schnurple‏ @ArtSchnurple Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know leaving out linking verbs is part of the parody of headline language, but "She Harming America" is officially taking it too far.

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      2. cryptOoᴼᵒº˙⁰0₀ₒ.·‏ @crypt0e Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        written like a triggered person, and not humorous—onion showing its true colors.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Dick Tator‏ @Dik_Tat0r Aug 3
        Replying to @crypt0e @TheOnion

        ^^written like a Putin spambot

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. cryptOoᴼᵒº˙⁰0₀ₒ.·‏ @crypt0e Aug 3
        Replying to @Dik_Tat0r @TheOnion

        are you sure you're not the spam, your entire profile (including your name) is centered around defaming our president. Then you sling propaganda: "MUH RUSSIAN TROLL BOT" projection much?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. TiredWithSpoopyMemes‏ @TiredWMemes Aug 4
        Replying to @crypt0e @Dik_Tat0r @TheOnion

        Still doesn't change the fact that you're taking a satire news site seriously and pushing your political views on it

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. cryptOoᴼᵒº˙⁰0₀ₒ.·‏ @crypt0e Aug 4
        Replying to @TiredWMemes @Dik_Tat0r @TheOnion

        Are you suggesting entertainment/ satire can't act as propaganda? Pretty naive of you.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. TiredWithSpoopyMemes‏ @TiredWMemes Aug 4
        Replying to @crypt0e @Dik_Tat0r @TheOnion

        If it is to work as propaganda it would have to be an article taken seriouly...pic.twitter.com/g0a3DeTLL4

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. cryptOoᴼᵒº˙⁰0₀ₒ.·‏ @crypt0e Aug 4
        Replying to @TiredWMemes @Dik_Tat0r @TheOnion

        according to who? one-sided satire is not the same thing as propaganda. however, if satire is used to make a political point it can be very effective and stealthy propaganda. Try using noodle ontop of your shoulders before commenting.

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      2. Melanie  🌟 🌟 🌟‏ @daisyboca Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        House reporters are harming America.

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      1. Tack Hammer‏ @tack_hammer Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        People underestimate the harm reporters have on society. It is the reporters that from the 1960s until recently have demonised certain drugs that have set mental health back decades. Reporters do not have the respect they once had and it’s all their own fault.

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      1. Antithesis of Theist‏ @db9man Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When will the press just burst into laughter whenever she opens her unsymmetrical mouth?

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