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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 3

    Christian Pornographer Refuses To Film Sex Tape For Gay Couple https://trib.al/ATZWSeW pic.twitter.com/F1cDOzLJz0

    10:37 AM - 3 Aug 2018
    • 1,802 Retweets
    • 8,149 Likes
    • Kel G 426 pearl candy patti sepich Bernlightenment OldCrow🔹🌽 Brian G Too Lazy Even To Upload a Photo HOT BABY DragonSpooker
    146 replies 1,802 retweets 8,149 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Bill Frando‏ @bill_frando Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Award-winning producer of such classics as, The Second Cumming, and Thy Rod and his staff.

        7 replies 18 retweets 104 likes
      3. Brianna Henry‏ @bribriisme Aug 3
        Replying to @bill_frando @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/GbEbi96Axb

        0 replies 2 retweets 20 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. M̄̏m̅ͧͪ̇̂mͤ̃ͪ̈̈͑͠B̐͌͒̓̚e̢͑̾ͮ̍͌͒ͦļ͐̑̇͆͆̔͒ľ̂̍̐̅ͩes‏ @BellesMmm Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When will this homophobia end 😢 I can't believe the audacity some people have

        2 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. Phill with 2 Ls.‏ @MileHiPhill Aug 3
        Replying to @BellesMmm @TheOnion

        It's the onion....

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. M̄̏m̅ͧͪ̇̂mͤ̃ͪ̈̈͑͠B̐͌͒̓̚e̢͑̾ͮ̍͌͒ͦļ͐̑̇͆͆̔͒ľ̂̍̐̅ͩes‏ @BellesMmm Aug 3
        Replying to @MileHiPhill @TheOnion

        Exactly... you ever heard of sarcasm?

        3 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
      5. Brenda Tighe‏ @Purrcival1 Aug 3
        Replying to @BellesMmm @MileHiPhill @TheOnion

        But you were so convincing! 😁

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      6. Prince Techno‏ @Geek_Prince Aug 3
        Replying to @Purrcival1 @BellesMmm and

        Because she's really good at sarcasm. Maybe even the best! (Claps for her)

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Nick Foles‏ @WentzTheGoat Aug 3
        Replying to @Geek_Prince @Purrcival1 and

        you took your shot

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Melanie  🌟 🌟 🌟‏ @daisyboca Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh please take this to the Supreme Court.

        2 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      3.  🧢 John Major‏ @jmdesi51 Aug 3
        Replying to @daisyboca @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/25tContCAj

        0 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
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      1. Maxine Shaw‏ @favarosebud Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealDLHughley

        pic.twitter.com/qnXQ70nqMJ

        0 replies 2 retweets 19 likes
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      2. Henry Ferlauto‏ @HTFIII Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The world is so out-of-whack that for a few seconds I was actually trying to process the headline before I took a moment to realize who posted this. 🤓

        1 reply 0 retweets 34 likes
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      2. dumbestshirtsonline.com‏ @PhotosByJustinL Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He only films lights off missionary scenes

        1 reply 0 retweets 27 likes
      3. Killer Shrews‏ @AJBullX Aug 3
        Replying to @PhotosByJustinL @TheOnion

        Lol, and every porno he makes ends with a videotape of the actress giving live birth...because sex is only for procreation XD lmao

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. dumbestshirtsonline.com‏ @PhotosByJustinL Aug 3
        Replying to @AJBullX @TheOnion

        And jesus is just creepily standing off to the side in every scene

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Tommy Cross‏ @JollyReprobate Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        HA! I can imagine this being created in @TheOnion offices. "Who do we put in the photo?" "Go get Leo. He looks like a pornographer."

        0 replies 2 retweets 7 likes
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      1. IJ Pinion‏ @IjPinion Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's gotten to the point where this sounds like a real headline.

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      1. Craig Williams‏ @Craigination Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope whoever wrote this Onion article doesn't eventually get a gig directing successful Marvel movies for @Disney or they're gonna be fuuuuucked.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. PDhrit‏ @Ryaan_1990 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys are something 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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