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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 3

    The Onion’s Guide To ‘Fortnite’ https://trib.al/DSrFmSz pic.twitter.com/ReosgYWris

    10:06 AM - 3 Aug 2018
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    19 replies 175 retweets 622 likes
      1. Yodasoda‏ @Yodasoda9000 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/kwnJSqCAhV

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      2. Skylar Drennen‏ @SkylarDrennen Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @graysonjmorley I feel like this will make you laugh.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Gruesome, Morally  💀‏ @graysonjmorley Aug 3
        Replying to @SkylarDrennen @TheOnion

        “Sometimes things just catch on, all right?”

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Klara needs to think of a spooky display name‏ @listelian Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @ladyaeva

        This article provides a vital service to all of us who follow too many gamers on Twitter, well done.

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      1. Mark Grisamore‏ @MarkGrisamore Aug 3
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        @ItsNOSAJ

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      1. we did it wow‏ @RKM_EZ Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Step one: dont download it

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      1. Unit076‏ @Unit076 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Q: Does Fortnite cost anything? A: The first taste is always free." Free to play in a nutshell

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      1. (I) ᏆhᎬ ᎳᎪᏆᏟhᎬᏒ‏ @Franklin_So_Cal Aug 3
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        Don't miss your shots.pic.twitter.com/KW7tLQIT2S

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      2. Rus Christy‏ @christy_rus Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @Challmark98

        Yes we’ve discovered Fortnite at the Christy household.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Chase  🐗‏ @Challmark98 Aug 7
        Replying to @christy_rus @TheOnion

        Hahaha it's such a bad game. I don't know how it isn't dead

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Ryan Shirley‏ @_ryan15_ Aug 3
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        @fromu2devin

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      1. Jimmytherat‏ @Jimmytheratty Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel as though it was only a fortnight ago that sarah sander and jim the accoster went a a tyrannical raid molesting only the ears of their victims

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      1. C Yates‏ @Leafuss Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Q: What is Fortnite? A: A game where 100 players compete to survive in the violent, cutthroat world of architecture." lol :)

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      1. Mike‏ @HoserMess Aug 3
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        all true

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      1. th 🎃rkanye ve 0‏ @orgeezuz Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just saved $35 reading this article. Thanks, Onion!

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      1. Robson Lavis-Hovells‏ @DEAD_ROBSON Aug 3
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        I refuse to play it, so it's good to know what's what. Cheers @TheOnion

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      1. Dark_King‏ @squidrope Aug 3
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        "exclusive to the dreamcast" that one threw me off.

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      1. jackson 'o lantern‏ @jacksonelhage Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally I can play fortnite as well as popular child abuser/game man, nunchuck.

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