Genuinely took a second to realise this was a gag.
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You know things have gone off the rails when sometimes, one of the Onion's articles seems halfway plausible.
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When it comes to weeds, the cardinal rule is always “You can’t spray Jesus with Roundup.” http://classicrock1069.com/greatest-quote-ever-you-cant-spray-jesus-with-roundup/ …
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"you most certainly cannot"
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Of course, I see Jesus in everything, which is why my “sincerely held religious beliefs” do not permit me to do landscaping work of any kind.pic.twitter.com/Zjrb5MYuLQ
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"Yes. We brought him the ostriches."
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Thank you, The Onion. I seriously needed that laugh just now. You still got it. ^_^
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‘Micheal Cohen introduced us.’
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Would actually be funny if you changed
#Manafort to#sarahjeong But that wouldn’t fit your narrative would it?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I bet Manafort did some brown-brown
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“He killed my ostrich.”
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Was he paid for his testimony?
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Implausible that he'd wear fatigues to a trial - those guys were snazzy dressers!
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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP! MUELLER HAS GONE OVER THE HILL ON HIS FAKE CRAP AND SESSIONS SHOULD END THIS FIASCO!
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Is this Q?
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OMG too funny!!!!!!
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