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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 3

    Angolan War Criminal Called In As Character Witness To Manafort Fraud Trial https://trib.al/LuwRHN9 pic.twitter.com/uca6drOBfi

    9:35 AM - 3 Aug 2018
    • 239 Retweets
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    • FortniteWhoop Independent Patriot Eric Horror-yn, no wait-- Richard Howell Nick Pollock self aware F-35 Jeff Kumpula Charles River Strength & Fitness YEEZYTAUGHTMEE
    22 replies 239 retweets 1,419 likes
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      2. Euan B‏ @baieuan83 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Genuinely took a second to realise this was a gag.

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. SyntaxTerror‏ @i_ubergeek Aug 3
        Replying to @baieuan83 @TheOnion

        You know things have gone off the rails when sometimes, one of the Onion's articles seems halfway plausible.

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Cindy  🏳️‍🌈‏ @coastclark Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @tmroy @C_Stroop Must have been the weed eater?

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3.  🎃 Chris Stroop, the Scary Were-Wonk  🎃‏Verified account @C_Stroop Aug 3
        Replying to @coastclark @TheOnion @tmroy

        When it comes to weeds, the cardinal rule is always “You can’t spray Jesus with Roundup.” http://classicrock1069.com/greatest-quote-ever-you-cant-spray-jesus-with-roundup/ … #NeverRemember

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Cindy  🏳️‍🌈‏ @coastclark Aug 3
        Replying to @C_Stroop @TheOnion @tmroy

        "you most certainly cannot"

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5.  🎃 Chris Stroop, the Scary Were-Wonk  🎃‏Verified account @C_Stroop Aug 3
        Replying to @coastclark @TheOnion @tmroy

        Of course, I see Jesus in everything, which is why my “sincerely held religious beliefs” do not permit me to do landscaping work of any kind.pic.twitter.com/Zjrb5MYuLQ

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Cindy  🏳️‍🌈‏ @coastclark Aug 3
        Replying to @C_Stroop @TheOnion @tmroy

        😂😂😂😂😂LOL,pic.twitter.com/4Pc264gfiB

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Yes. We brought him the ostriches."

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Jon Wayne McQuatchi‏ @JWMcQuatchi Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you, The Onion. I seriously needed that laugh just now. You still got it. ^_^

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ‘Micheal Cohen introduced us.’

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      1. Girth Brooks‏ @Tonkatruck14 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Would actually be funny if you changed #Manafort to #sarahjeong But that wouldn’t fit your narrative would it?

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      1. Ryan Emond‏ @creativelytired Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I bet Manafort did some brown-brown

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “He killed my ostrich.”

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      1. Skeptic‏ @abqralph Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was he paid for his testimony?

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      1. D.F. de EEUU‏ @indiesocc Aug 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Implausible that he'd wear fatigues to a trial - those guys were snazzy dressers!

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      1. Tracey Lodge‏ @tlodge28 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol!

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      1. Richard I. Ellis‏ @hamone Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP! MUELLER HAS GONE OVER THE HILL ON HIS FAKE CRAP AND SESSIONS SHOULD END THIS FIASCO!

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      1. Kevin Larkin‏ @AdamsNative Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this Q? #Qanonsense

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      1. Robert Chiodo‏ @RobertChiodo777 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OMG too funny!!!!!!

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