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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 3

    Senate Bill Would Require Census To Ask About Sexual Orientation, Gender Identity https://trib.al/VQK2JzE  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/XlV3zdlHpN

    9:04 AM - 3 Aug 2018
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    16 replies 72 retweets 541 likes
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      2. Drew Minh‏ @drewminh Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fact and fake-nonfiction are blurring. It’s hard to tell Onion articles from non-satirical sites.

        3 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Clarisse  🦇 🎃‏ @gnomestu Aug 3
        Replying to @drewminh @TheOnion

        In this case the headline is actually real but the person's quote is satire

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. ProcrastinationPartners‏ @ProcrastPartner Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also, please leave your bedroom blinds open. For the government.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Look if the Senate need to know this stuff then they really should have talked to their parents when they were younger.

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      1. Jon Hoddinott‏ @jhodd69 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Make sure @VP lists how many conversion therapy sessions he attends every week.

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      1. Little Brother‏ @TheRealLILBR0 Aug 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😭😭😭i could really see this being real, and ill bet that 10 other people are typing this right now... and now im sad

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      1. Fillmore W. Millbrook‏ @fwMillbrook Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Patrice Moore doesn't need to disclose his preferences. He obviously looks gay. A quick conversation with him, in addition to hearing his voice would provide the same information.

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      2. Aayla  🌐☭⛤‏ @VelveetaSuicide Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait a second this isn't fake newshttps://www.mprnews.org/story/2018/07/31/senate-bill-to-require-sexual-orientation-gender-identity-data-by-2030-census …

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Chewy Seagull‏ @ChewySeagull Aug 3
        Replying to @VelveetaSuicide @TheOnion

        Yeah. For these types of articles, they make up responses to real news items.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why not include a question about your ties to the Russian Oligarchs?

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      1. Arceuthobium‏ @TheOtherSimo Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I identify as "grammar troll."

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      1. Félicie (Taxouck)‏ @Taxouck Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is so obviously designed to backfire onto LGBT+ folks it makes me barf. This is not the correct political climate for a proposition like that, it's obviously gonna be disingenuous.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s a ro bust idea.

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      1. Michael‏ @RollCall79 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Honestly asking...They don't already?

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      2. Vishav Kishore‏ @Vishavkishore1 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can actually see this happening in future tbh

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Chewy Seagull‏ @ChewySeagull Aug 3
        Replying to @Vishavkishore1 @TheOnion

        Because it’s real. They only made up the responses.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Vishav Kishore‏ @Vishavkishore1 Aug 3
        Replying to @ChewySeagull @TheOnion

        Dafaq? Oh my god this is gonna end terribly. Just wait till they meet some teens who identify with toothbrushes and rocks and tables. Hahaha this has unlimited trolling potential hahahha

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Nerdy Nix Nook‏ @Bosco685 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did you have to post this just when I was drinking a glass of water?? Now I need to go find paper towels to clean up this mess off my monitor.

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      1. Jason‏ @jaydcali Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t ask, don’t intel

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      1. ScoBo‏ @scizotts Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They want to find out so they'll KNOW WHO IT'S OK TO ASK FOR SEX!

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