I wouldn't wish Scotts 1000 on my worst enemy.
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I don't think I've ever related to an Onion article more than I do this one.
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I like Scott’s. It doesn’t clog the toilets.
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I've had a fear of CharminToilet paper, ever since some kook name Mr. Whipple yelled at me when I was a kid for squeezing it
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Only 11 3/4 endless rolls to go
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Start drinking lots of coffee
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scotts is the worst
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Holy heck, that happened to me recently.
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why post this on the onion if yoi dont mind me asking?
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The Onion has a lot of Followers. It gets a lot of eyeballs on it.
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yeah thats true i just feel like a comedy page isnt the right place
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Maybe so but on my own no one really notices it on the onion is a larger platform so I’m hoping more ppl will see it it’s not to be rude I’m just trying to get the help I need thanks for asking
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what about those stupid rolls that don’t fit the holder anymore
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You say that as if it's a joke....
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If that's not Scott brand then you're doing photo selection all wrong
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