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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 3

    Interminable Nightmare Of Buying Wrong Toilet Paper In Bulk Nearly Over https://trib.al/hcU1vfj pic.twitter.com/a3l7Mki1pi

    8:02 AM - 3 Aug 2018
    • 486 Retweets
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    • Lucas Najamu PepperLord Tachi dee lite Jon Faris taylor jessica Hannah Davis Edward Juan Dunn (nat) NORMANI IS HERE
    36 replies 486 retweets 3,443 likes
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      2. David Ernst‏ @DaveErnesto Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wouldn't wish Scotts 1000 on my worst enemy.

        2 replies 1 retweet 26 likes
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      2. Drew‏ @Good_Old_Voli Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't think I've ever related to an Onion article more than I do this one.

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
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      2. WindyC‏ @Windsweptzariel Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @absrdNEWS

        I like Scott’s. It doesn’t clog the toilets.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. george‏ @fonebookhead Aug 14
        Replying to @Windsweptzariel @TheOnion @absrdNEWS

        Haha

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Bill Frando‏ @bill_frando Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've had a fear of CharminToilet paper, ever since some kook name Mr. Whipple yelled at me when I was a kid for squeezing it

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Sam Sigman‏ @Sam0Sigman Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @asarche

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Aaaaah!lec SCARché‏ @asarche Aug 3
        Replying to @Sam0Sigman @TheOnion

        Only 11 3/4 endless rolls to go

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Sam Sigman‏ @Sam0Sigman Aug 3
        Replying to @asarche @TheOnion

        Start drinking lots of coffee

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Bitter Actor‏ @_Bitter_Actor Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        scotts is the worst

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Joey‏ @mr_technicolor Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Holy heck, that happened to me recently.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Janelle‏ @janeabrams Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please help us by making a donation any amount will go a long way we need your help folks Thank you Please share widely 🙏❤️ I'm raising money for Medical . Click to Donate: (link: https://www.gofundme.com/bzyjf8-emergency&rcid=r01-153323772655-402abf717c15470d&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_m …) http://gofundme.com/bzyjf8-emergen … via @gofundme

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Womboi [Steven]‏ @3Dfan1234_ Aug 3
        Replying to @janeabrams @TheOnion @gofundme

        why post this on the onion if yoi dont mind me asking?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Babe With The Power‏ @thebabewithpwr Aug 3
        Replying to @3Dfan1234_

        The Onion has a lot of Followers. It gets a lot of eyeballs on it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Womboi [Steven]‏ @3Dfan1234_ Aug 3
        Replying to @thebabewithpwr

        yeah thats true i just feel like a comedy page isnt the right place

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Janelle‏ @janeabrams Aug 3
        Replying to @3Dfan1234_ @thebabewithpwr

        Maybe so but on my own no one really notices it on the onion is a larger platform so I’m hoping more ppl will see it it’s not to be rude I’m just trying to get the help I need thanks for asking

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Bitter Actor‏ @_Bitter_Actor Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what about those stupid rolls that don’t fit the holder anymore

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. EarthaKitteh‏ @EarthaKitteh Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You say that as if it's a joke....

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      1. Dean Jackson‏ @DWJ88 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If that's not Scott brand then you're doing photo selection all wrong

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