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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 2

    The Onion Retweeted The Onion

    .@IvankaTrump: "When I think of those poor kids, caged so far from the factories where they belong, it just breaks my heart."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1025091783540318209 …

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    The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
    Ivanka Trump Distraught After Learning Detained Migrant Children Completely Without Sewing Machines https://trib.al/LpWkaxQ  pic.twitter.com/Xq5bRYNkEU
    6:20 PM - 2 Aug 2018
    • 3,041 Retweets
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    • Erin Dalebroux spooked bred.jpeg Eggy Riley with fake vampire teeth. *rawr* Kalkat 🌿🌙 fern 🦂⚖️ korre ✨🌻 Παλλάς Ἀθήνη🦉 Vote🌊⚕️🌎💙🇺🇸🦅📜 for our lives! Vee Feinstein The Indeterminator🌹
    91 replies 3,041 retweets 11,874 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Tariq‏ @AbuAliZarif Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @IvankaTrump

        "I am vehemently opposed to the separation of kids from their parents. The kids should be with their parents, at the factories."

        1 reply 2 retweets 33 likes
      3. 1 more reply
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      2. John Hill‏ @jkhwlv Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @IvankaTrump

        “Fake Views” as the current occupant of the White House would likely describe them.

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. John Eller‏ @woodchippell Aug 2
        Replying to @jkhwlv @TheOnion @IvankaTrump

        We don’t have a News media named Fake News.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. John Hill‏ @jkhwlv Aug 2
        Replying to @woodchippell

        I’m sorry you mischaracterised my tweet. I made no direct reference to the news media whatsoever, I imagine for the same reason you allude to. The point I was attempting to make, was that this President chooses to misconstrue words or phrases for his own malevolent need.

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      1. Salma Stoman‏ @snstoman Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @IvankaTrump

        pic.twitter.com/4llToYiYBG

        0 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
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      1. Vote November 6th‏ @JeannineSeery Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @IvankaTrump

        I shouldn’t be laughing. But I am.

        0 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
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      2. Ann Francis‏ @AMF_ANN Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @IvankaTrump

        It breaks her WHAT again? 😝

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Mary Hilton‏ @FMHilton Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @IvankaTrump

        It's too bad your conscience is so shallow you only now just spoke up. You're a liar just like your father. If you'd had any brains or heart you'd have moved out of the WH and done real work.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Herr Due you do?‏ @BryanDue1 Aug 2
        Replying to @FMHilton @TheOnion @IvankaTrump

        This is from the onion, a satire mag

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Mary Hilton‏ @FMHilton Aug 2
        Replying to @BryanDue1 @TheOnion @IvankaTrump

        Who said they were joking?

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Lost in translation‏ @fxckdiabetes Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @IvankaTrump

        This isn’t even remotely funny or satirical...

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Janet Werner‏ @chickwerner Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @joanwalsh @IvankaTrump

        I know the competition has been fierce but #TheOnion hasn't lost its edge❗️ 😅...😂...🤣

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      2. ilovetechnology‏ @iluvtechnology Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @IvankaTrump

        The line between the onion and reality blurs further

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Alli Grace  🦇‏ @anevilbag Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @AlishaFruits @IvankaTrump

        @emnotmoose this is incredible.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3.  🍂 🦇busta knee 🦇 🍂‏ @emnotmoose Aug 2
        Replying to @anevilbag @TheOnion and

        Holy shit. The onion never fails to bring the truth lmao.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Alli Grace  🦇‏ @anevilbag Aug 2
        Replying to @emnotmoose @TheOnion and

        How do I get a job being a sarcastic asshole and making fun of baby boomers and reps all day? I do that for FREE. My talent is being WASTED.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5.  🍂 🦇busta knee 🦇 🍂‏ @emnotmoose Aug 2
        Replying to @anevilbag @TheOnion and

        A journalism degree lmao

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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