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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 2

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    Christopher Robin: A film that serves as a powerful allegory for today’s political moment for those who do not have the brain space to talk about literally anything else anymore.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1025060155128467456 …

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    The Onion Reviews ‘Christopher Robin’ pic.twitter.com/cRum0SszUL
    4:08 PM - 2 Aug 2018
    • 140 Retweets
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    • 𝕔𝕖𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕝𝕒 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕥 Julian Braun Pierre-Simon Laplace spookyburps Eric Lambi Jerry Hernandez Muffinkotze Wolfdemon Woah Nard
    20 replies 140 retweets 815 likes
      1. Ken‏ @KublaKen Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh bother.

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      1. Meg Clifton‏ @CliftonMeg Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @noblecharley

        Omg I just died watching this.

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      1. George Drazenovich‏ @GDrazenovich Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brilliant !pic.twitter.com/7A0L79WDft

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      1. The Butcher's Boy‏ @BaconSchnapps Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Truer than you realize. I was debating the James Gunn situation in a thread that was only about James Gunn, and some dip-shit brought up how we liberals are protecting Hillary Clinton. I was like what WTF? No one had made any mention of politics up to that point.

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      1. John Booo  🦇 💀 🎃‏ @JohnPDrew1 Aug 2
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        Congratulations on your recovery post-Mission: Impossible Fallout viewing.

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      1. Rando Gammon‏ @RandoThreat Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am still laughing at this

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      1. OjaiDebs‏ @djb805 Aug 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is me and it is sad.

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      1. Deena McAndrew‏ @ypk1183 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        0too and 00for July 00910ish is the kids ärke okkkkoon k

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      1. Vasna Zago‏ @zago_vasna Aug 2
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        Someone help that poor man!

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      1. Tom Hardison‏ @SirTomToYouSir Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whatever Tigger's on, I'll have two of those.

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      1. Erica‏ @foistedallegory Aug 2
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        i see what you did there...

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Aug 2
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        Oh no... It a slaughter...pic.twitter.com/yOy4kmRqp8

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's nice to give your brain a holiday from time to time, not that I'll ever see the film but you get the point, lol

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      1. Claude Jackson, Jr.‏ @claudeberg Aug 2
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        “I guess Eyore represents the Democrats because he’s a donkey.”

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      1. Unemployed Venezuelan Zoo Keeper‏ @notonfoodstamps Aug 2
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        Oh, for f**k’s sakes...🤬

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      1. terry mckinney‏ @terryssicntired Aug 2
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        Demistifying the cult message.

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      1. Bill‏ @BillJitsu Aug 2
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        Oh, bother

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      1. imMortalKliff‏ @imMortalKliff Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's just too liberal of a movie for me

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      1. Rando Gammon‏ @RandoThreat Aug 2
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        Lol

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