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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 2

    ‘The Onion’ Proudly Stands With The Media As The Enemy Of The People https://trib.al/R7QIofN pic.twitter.com/PVnJz6pbET

    3:35 PM - 2 Aug 2018
    • 2,324 Retweets
    • 10,959 Likes
    • Auntie MoMo 💙’s Voting Nov. 6 Boycott Evil MSM William Michaels Sonya Rivera Erin Elizabeth Em Hardy Susan Vermazen eliza sells ¡SATIRISTAS!
    141 replies 2,324 retweets 10,959 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Silly Goose Nathan‏ @SillyGooseTimes Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/z75hTHuP8a

        6 replies 6 retweets 102 likes
      3. Leandra C.‏ @LeandraCme Aug 2
        Replying to @SillyGooseTimes @TheOnion

        Art

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. Silly Goose Nathan‏ @SillyGooseTimes Aug 2
        Replying to @LeandraCme @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/FrhcbbtjAy

        0 replies 2 retweets 34 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sarah Huckabee Sanders: the only victim, ever, in the history of the entire universe. *sniffle*

        1 reply 2 retweets 63 likes
      3. Greg Ellner‏ @GregoryEllner Aug 2
        Replying to @glibly_jjb @TheOnion

        Well, not the ONLY one. You forgot the most persecuted president ever of all time no backsies no sir nobody else.

        2 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
      4. Aftab Singh Gujral‏ @aftabgujral Aug 2
        Replying to @GregoryEllner @glibly_jjb @TheOnion

        I was going to say thatpic.twitter.com/qbtCEHfRQV

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      5. Greg Ellner‏ @GregoryEllner Aug 2
        Replying to @aftabgujral @glibly_jjb @TheOnion

        Or, for that matter, JFK, McKinley, Garfield, and Lincoln.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Back In St. Olaf...‏ @brevolve Aug 2
        Replying to @GregoryEllner @aftabgujral and

        Indeed, I would say assassination qualifies as persecution.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Aftab Singh Gujral‏ @aftabgujral Aug 2
        Replying to @brevolve @GregoryEllner and

        The last shot in persecution?!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      8. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Greg Sanders‏ @sandersgreg Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/TlBkCxuqqJ

        1 reply 2 retweets 13 likes
      3. Bighead Tales‏ @BigHeadTales Aug 2
        Replying to @sandersgreg @peterstocking @TheOnion

        All I'm saying is that she's a pretty good looking lady for being in her fifties.

        3 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Greg Sanders‏ @sandersgreg Aug 2
        Replying to @BigHeadTales @peterstocking @TheOnion

        And still giving milk.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      5. Peter W Stocking‏ @peterstocking Aug 3
        Replying to @sandersgreg @BigHeadTales @TheOnion

        Evaporated?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Bighead Tales‏ @BigHeadTales Aug 3
        Replying to @peterstocking @sandersgreg @TheOnion

        Sour milk.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. David‏ @david_arnott Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sarah Huckabee Sanders is unfamiliar with the onion, nor it would seem, any other vegetable

        3 replies 6 retweets 92 likes
      3. Steve Collins‏ @StraightSixx Aug 2
        Replying to @david_arnott @TheOnion

        That made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. David‏ @david_arnott Aug 2
        Replying to @StraightSixx @TheOnion

        you're very welcome

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Back In St. Olaf...‏ @brevolve Aug 2
        Replying to @david_arnott @StraightSixx @TheOnion

        Lmao I hate to go that way but sometimes we have to

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. David‏ @david_arnott Aug 2
        Replying to @brevolve @StraightSixx @TheOnion

        My philosophy is, when they go low, I quickly slip a whoopee cushion under them

        1 reply 2 retweets 9 likes
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