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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 2

    Apple Becomes First American Company That Should Have Paid Trillion Dollars In Taxes https://trib.al/S3geW3q pic.twitter.com/uH7k5tqzrx

    2:32 PM - 2 Aug 2018
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      2. matteo guendouzi‏ @truechainz Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wonder if they’d use iPay for it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
      3. Marshall‏ @Marshall_Lee_A Aug 2
        Replying to @truechainz @TheOnion

        iDon'tPay

        0 replies 0 retweets 39 likes
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      2. ADN EST ALV‏ @Txmxicandude Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and everyone following the onion owns an apple device. they will show their concern, but continue to support apple

        8 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3.  🍥boruto’s dead grandma 🍥‏ @_dank_kushina_ Aug 2
        Replying to @Txmxicandude @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/k3mvtWpccZ

        1 reply 6 retweets 114 likes
      4. A Useless Dog @ MFF2018‏ @AtherenZethere Aug 3
        Replying to @_dank_kushina_ @Txmxicandude @TheOnion

        There's a significant difference between the iPhone example, and the other two examples. You actually have a choice of your phone, where in the past you can't have much of a choice of living in society and not having a vehicle is a massive massive detriment in many places

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      5.  🍥boruto’s dead grandma 🍥‏ @_dank_kushina_ Aug 3
        Replying to @AtherenZethere @Txmxicandude @TheOnion

        not everyone has that choice though. i have an iphone because i can’t afford a phone. the at&t store was having a buy-one get-one sale and my dad got a new iphone. previously, i had a samsung galaxy s5 active, and it was the best phone i’ve ever had

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. A Useless Dog @ MFF2018‏ @AtherenZethere Aug 3
        Replying to @_dank_kushina_ @Txmxicandude @TheOnion

        That is likely a rare outlier case. Most people have a say in their phones. And there are other dirt cheap smartphones, it just won't be a flagship. Another exception would be if you bought the phone prior to knowing of the issues, and are just wearing it out since it's paid

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7.  🍥boruto’s dead grandma 🍥‏ @_dank_kushina_ Aug 3
        Replying to @AtherenZethere @Txmxicandude @TheOnion

        given that the sale was practically a nation wide thing and for two gens has been that way at least for the iphone, i’d imagine there are a lot more people in my situation than you’d think

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      2. notcommon‏ @not23common Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny

        4 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Fernando Ramirez‏ @fernramirez93 Aug 2
        Replying to @not23common @TheOnion

        The tax avoider defender has logged on

        1 reply 0 retweets 56 likes
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      1.  🎃KeyHELLMichael 🎃‏ @KeyholeMichael Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Peak Capitalism: Not knowing if this is a joke, or real.

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      2. Midge Masis‏ @tkdmidge Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @Masis_did_it

        Remember: Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. ENVY ! Useful idiots will be used to demand that producer’s $$ is taken to support non-producers until no one (but gov. elites) has anything. Hello Russia

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Johnnew Archibald‏ @SMGJohn_EU Aug 2
        Replying to @tkdmidge @TheOnion @Masis_did_it

        What drugs are you on son?

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or fair wages to Chinese employees

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Spooky action at distance‏ @litbulbfilament Aug 2
        Replying to @TMcpines @TheOnion

        &!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Dapper Wooky‏ @DapperWooky Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/KlyAJuV4WH

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      2. CRUISE SHIP DRUMMER!™‏ @shipdrummer Aug 2
        Replying to @glock_two @TheOnion

        no it isn't

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      4. CRUISE SHIP DRUMMER!™‏ @shipdrummer Aug 2
        Replying to @glock_two @TheOnion

        still wrong

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      6. CRUISE SHIP DRUMMER!™‏ @shipdrummer Aug 2
        Replying to @glock_two @TheOnion

        to the same extent that any other law is voluntary

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      8. CRUISE SHIP DRUMMER!™‏ @shipdrummer Aug 2
        Replying to @glock_two @TheOnion

        nah that's ridiculous

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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