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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 2

    Nerf Introduces Line Of Real Guns https://trib.al/3SBeqDF pic.twitter.com/Ezc54HB2GG

    12:22 PM - 2 Aug 2018
    • 2,496 Retweets
    • 11,223 Likes
    • Thinking out Loud. Michael Clark The Onanist MemeStar fat the water plug🌊🔌 Anthony Andrews kush ka 🅱️up
    84 replies 2,496 retweets 11,223 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Snax on Snax‏ @Max_thePower Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this seems dangerous and ill timed. I will advise my broker to sell off all of my Nerf stock.

        3 replies 0 retweets 53 likes
      3. Square Man‏ @BackToSquare1_ Aug 2
        Replying to @Max_thePower @TheOnion

        It's fake. Just in case this isn't a joke

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. Snax on Snax‏ @Max_thePower Aug 2
        Replying to @BackToSquare1_ @TheOnion

        it's got a blue check, sir.

        2 replies 0 retweets 130 likes
      5. Square Man‏ @BackToSquare1_ Aug 2
        Replying to @Max_thePower @TheOnion

        Damn, you bested me.

        1 reply 0 retweets 55 likes
      6. Spooky Salt 🌊‏ @calmsalt Aug 2
        Replying to @BackToSquare1_ @Max_thePower @TheOnion

        No coming back from that one

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      7. Kaya Jones (In TechniColor)‏ @KayaColor Aug 2
        Replying to @calmsalt @BackToSquare1_ and

        Blue check = verified user Blue check ≠ truth

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      8. Snax on Snax‏ @Max_thePower Aug 3
        Replying to @KayaColor @calmsalt and

        Something is wrong with your second equal sign maybe a glitch on your phone. What model do you have ?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. End of conversation
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      2. salada triste‏ @tchescobsb Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "back to school "Collection

        1 reply 15 retweets 280 likes
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      1. gay for werewolves  💀  🦇  👻  🎃  ✨‏ @sweatpentz Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘧..." "𝙤𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜..."

        0 replies 6 retweets 100 likes
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      2. Tony Bruno‏Verified account @TonyBrunoShow Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lock and load!pic.twitter.com/KSuESGxri2

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. krisgqf4‏ @krisgqf4 Aug 2
        Replying to @TonyBrunoShow @TheOnion

        So you’re telling me I should up the allowance?pic.twitter.com/Bnu1szQvLn

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. ℵ᥆᥈ᡝ Ƭᡝε Ꮲ᥈Ƭℜ℩᥆Ƭ‏ @badnono78 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/J0RiyDuhla

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      2. ... .- - --- ... .... ..‏ @bitchimlying Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/0lMVc1UHXR

        1 reply 1 retweet 29 likes
      3. Hanan Ravi‏ @Hamdan_Lamar Aug 2
        Replying to @bitchimlying @TheOnion

        Does bb-guns without gas-module work in space? @NASA

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. LinkDrowned989‏ @TEAMFULLWEEBFAN Aug 2
        Replying to @Hamdan_Lamar @bitchimlying and

        @NASA I want to know this does it work

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Spooky Salt 🌊‏ @calmsalt Aug 2
        Replying to @TEAMFULLWEEBFAN @Hamdan_Lamar and

        I'm conveniently wearing my nasa shirt while reading this, I think I'm qualified.pic.twitter.com/TIHymwFfHt

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. LinkDrowned989‏ @TEAMFULLWEEBFAN Aug 2
        Replying to @calmsalt @Hamdan_Lamar and

        Answer than does it

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      7. Silverstonery‏ @TheSilverstoner Aug 3
        Replying to @TEAMFULLWEEBFAN @calmsalt and

        Yes. Springs work in space.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. LinkDrowned989‏ @TEAMFULLWEEBFAN Aug 3
        Replying to @TheSilverstoner @calmsalt and

        Are you @calmsalt

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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