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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 2

    Ohio State Puts Urban Meyer On Paid Secret Coaching Leave https://trib.al/I9OQihu pic.twitter.com/qZ67xRHcWh

    10:48 AM - 2 Aug 2018
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      1. Nathan Scott‏ @FakeNathanScott Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this was supposed to be satire.

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      2. Qua MV‏ @qua_mv Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        College football coaches who take themselves seriously are hilarious.

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      3. Jedidiah Jackson‏ @chiefus86 Aug 2
        Replying to @qua_mv @TheOnion

        This guy gets paid $7,000,000 a year. Why would he not take himself seriously?

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      1. Mike Richter‏ @mrichter37 Aug 2
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        pic.twitter.com/Fn848dS36z

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      1. Al Dogg‏ @Mizera11 Aug 2
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        pic.twitter.com/ysGiK9MBcd

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      1. Greg Sanders‏ @sandersgreg Aug 2
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      2. Chris Joseph‏ @cjmbuxr1 Aug 2
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        Why is Tom Izzo still employed? Why is Mark D’Antonio still employed? Why is Brian Kelly still employed? Why is Nick Saban still employed? None of these coaches were even suspended and their actions were FAR more egregious than Urban Meyer.

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      3. Jedidiah Jackson‏ @chiefus86 Aug 2
        Replying to @cjmbuxr1 @TheOnion

        What did Nick Saban do?

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      1. WilliamtheT‏ @WilliamSpence2 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was he told he was on secret paid leave? Him being aware of things seems to not be a priority since 2009ish.

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      1. TudorFan‏ @TudorFan2 Aug 2
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        I’m thinking maybe not so secret?!?

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      1. Craig Taylor‏ @craig_tay1 Aug 2
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        Why didn’t Ohio State name Greg Schiano acting head coach?

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      1. Johnnylkn‏ @Johnny_LKN Aug 2
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        Buckeyes are bigger than this they will move pn!

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      1. Fuckin' Greg Primrose‏ @gr3gprimrose Aug 2
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        Ultra secert DOUBLE probation.pic.twitter.com/sKM4R01gXf

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      1. Bob‏ @1stgenPatriot Aug 2
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        He is also helping the wrestling program on an 'as needed' basis.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Aug 2
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        Is he still allowed to keep in touch the fans/players during his secret leave? Or is he now supposed to finally report if he has knowledge that someone does exercise extreme contact(s)???

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      1. Ed Raykhinshteyn‏ @badeddie13 Aug 2
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        Because he makes 7,000,000 and contributes nothing to society. Makes it worse actually

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      2. Taylor Richmond‏ @tay2rich Aug 2
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        @MitchellMcK19

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      3. Mitchell McKinley‏ @MitchellMcK19 Aug 4
        Replying to @tay2rich @TheOnion

        Hahahaha you happy

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      1. Deke Limerick‏ @RadioDanH891 Aug 2
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        This is probably quite true. I'm old enough to remember Jim Tressel's activities being ignored by the administration at OSU.

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      1. Irritable Bowel‏ @IrritableBowel2 Aug 2
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        What makes this guy so Urban anyway?

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