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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 2

    Israel Passes Law Cementing Itself As Exclusive Nation-State Of Benjamin Netanyahu https://trib.al/40lVoLe pic.twitter.com/yUh84PafYS

    10:17 AM - 2 Aug 2018
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    • Daithi "beelzebub" Bhard 🍬🌽 GaBOO! Like WasaBOO! Mr. Garland 🌹🌲🕋✡️ Anty ™ 🇻🇦🇵🇸🇪🇺☦️ 🕷 Jean but spooky 🕷 Aidan Noah Stephens-Davidowitz Narcissus
    26 replies 188 retweets 805 likes
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      2. Saeen‏ @_Saeen_ Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seriously though, don't give Netanyahu any ideas.

        2 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
      3. Geri McLean  🇯🇲 😎‏ @gerimclean Aug 2
        Replying to @_Saeen_ @TheOnion

        I’m finding their articles more terrifying as the future nowadays 😳

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Santino Perigeno‏ @rican_playboi Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Interesting considering 🇮🇱 is the ONLY democracy in the entire Middle East!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. iMoore‏ @imoore8904 Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Truly a despicable man

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. אזרח מודאג‏ @ezrachmudag Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        הי @TaubGadi, זה שוב אני - איך אתה אומר תמיד בפייסבוק? אין על האניון. הרבה כבוד וגאווה מביא חוק הלאום המטורלל הזה שאתה מאוהב בו

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      1. Guy Ainge‏ @darklightsun Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It is sad when you can't trust that @TheOnion is doing satire.

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      2. Dick Tator‏ @Dik_Tat0r Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We should have gave Germany to the Jews after WWII, then all this shit in the middle east would not be happening.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Aug 2
        Replying to @Dik_Tat0r @TheOnion

        True it'd probably still turn into a shitshow though.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Jim Morrione‏ @jim_morrione Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/gqN58U75n4

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      1. Abdullah‏ @abdullahzone Aug 2
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      1. Nick  🇮🇱  🇬🇧‏ @sensible_nick Aug 2
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        This is in very bad taste.

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      1. Bruce Weingart‏ @bruce_weingart Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice hate you project @TheOnion . Just read the comments you are engendering and hence, promoting.

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      1. JJ‏ @playoutsidegirl Aug 2
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        You had me for a minute there.

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      1. Jerusalemight  🇮🇱‏ @Jerusalemight Aug 3
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        Not #NotTheOnion

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