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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 2

    The Onion Reviews ‘Christopher Robin’pic.twitter.com/cRum0SszUL

    9:46 AM - 2 Aug 2018
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      1. さわるなn‏ @sawarunan Aug 2
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      1. Jon Wayne McQuatchi‏ @JWMcQuatchi Aug 2
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      1. Dianna Amick‏ @dlamick Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This made me laugh ridiculously hard, because I feel that way so much of the time.

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      1. flux‏ @VoceVelocepede Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks. I skip the flask now. Straight from the bottle

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      1. ThemaKhaldun‏ @Amplify246 Aug 2
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      1. Patricia‏ @LaffertyKnowles Aug 2
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        We are all exhausted Peter @TheOnion.

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      1.  🆒 🆒 🆒‏ @JayKasten Aug 3
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        And now @amyclizabeth

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      1.  🦇Batsphem 🦇‏ @IndiciaObscure Aug 3
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        This is one of my favorite games actually, taking a piece of media and trying to argue it represents something

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      1. Elyse Hargreaves‏ @ElyseHargreaves Aug 2
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        @saza218

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      1. Karen Schuldt‏ @KarenSchuldt1 Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So eerily, frighteningly, depressingly SPOT ON! We won't have that moment of peace until the orange buffoon and his minions are locked away in Federal prison! Great job :) Thank you for the laugh-much needed when we all feel like this! 😂

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      1. Brontes hammer‏ @NIFTYNEC Aug 2
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        This guy is amazing.

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      1. alexa with tourette’s‏ @SobbinDolphin Aug 2
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        This was depressing I love it

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      1. ThemaKhaldun‏ @Amplify246 Aug 2
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        Pooh and Tigger look creepy.

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      2. tomm  👻 👺‏ @tawemis Aug 2
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        @WDavidCruz

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      2. Sarah Esposito‏ @sfarrell1818 Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You're kidding me? You need to get Trump involved with the review? You're an ____, it was an adorable movie, why do you need to mention politics? The little girl holding her stuffed animals was not thinking of politics and either was I. You're a ____, it was a great movie.

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      3. GlorioUs‏ @Caerus_irl Aug 2
        Replying to @sfarrell1818 @TheOnion

        It's about Trump though, the onion man said so

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. GlorioUs‏ @Caerus_irl Aug 2
        Replying to @Caerus_irl @sfarrell1818 @TheOnion

        He's a very smart man

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      1. Cory Reeder‏ @CoryReeder Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This review is so much better if you watch it after you’ve seen #ChristopherRobin 😂

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Aug 2
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        Tigger: “Should anyone come see us?” Pooh: “Oh (why) bother...”

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