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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 2

    Alex Trebek May Leave ‘Jeopardy!’ In 2020 https://trib.al/belTOBS  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/eHISUtY2j1

    8:40 AM - 2 Aug 2018
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    • keelyisbest Corinne Tina Sullivan Hugh Hoult ˗ˏˋ artem ˎˊ˗ (but spooky) David A. Pumpkins Werewolf Rising Matthew Buongiovanni hi
    14 replies 40 retweets 458 likes
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      2. Manwe  🌹‏ @_Manwe_ Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        they're going to have hard time finding someone else who can remind contestants to form their answers as questions.

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      3. David Boik‏ @dboik0104 Aug 2
        Replying to @_Manwe_ @TheOnion

        What is... What time is it Alex.pic.twitter.com/tce9uReHFC

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Danny Connolly‏ @DaConnArtist Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does this mean that 'Jeopardy!'.... is in jeopardy?

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      1. Gavin Pell‏ @gbpell Aug 2
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        They seem like the kind if people who would embrace @JoshMacuga

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      1. Lennie Richardson‏ @CovfefeKid Aug 2
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        WHAT?! WHAT HAPPENED TO ART FLEMING???

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      1. Qua MV‏ @qua_mv Aug 2
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        i wish he left 15 years ago. it's so dumb to stay in a job like that for that long. you're just a dude reading cards. do it for a few years and then go do something else with your time. but no... decade after decade... and i like him. he's fine. the show is great.

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      2. durpx5‏ @durpx5 Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who will talk down to women contestants now?

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      1. Justin Hunter Hanson‏ @HunterHanson1 Aug 2
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        @jtakang22_7

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who is Alex Trebek?

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Aug 2
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        Please remember to answer in the form of a question: “ WHY???????” What is “He will have gathered all possible Human information by 2020 and he will return to his home planet (via his adoptive Canadian home) to complete the Galactic Encylopedia Trebekia...”

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Aug 2
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        Another job for Steve Harvey

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      1. Geppetto San Martín‏ @SmalltimeJones Aug 2
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        I hope he’s replaced by @wilw who is then eaten by a child on camera.

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      1. Cindy Alencewicz‏ @cindyalencewicz Aug 2
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        I think he should stay until he physically/mentally can’t do it anymore. Jeez-he only works 2 days a week.

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