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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 2

    Fire Hydrant Blows Load All Over Hot Neighborhood Kids https://trib.al/5NmI25e pic.twitter.com/ndvcaT1gVq

    8:03 AM - 2 Aug 2018
    • 397 Retweets
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    • Rilow 🏳️‍🌈 mattttttt 🏳️‍🌈 Alexandra Ralphs seth Laura Elmer Daisy anna 🦔 Emily Rebecca
    144 replies 397 retweets 2,360 likes
      1. Jason‏ @jaydcali Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Y’all can’t direct Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3.

        0 replies 8 retweets 304 likes
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      2. SpooperKing13‏ @Super_King13 Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One of those Onion articles where you know there's gonna be heated comments in the replies. Almost as funny as the article itself, really.

        1 reply 0 retweets 45 likes
      3. McMike‏ @_McMike_ Aug 2
        Replying to @Super_King13 @TheOnion

        That's the only reason I expanded it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Elle Cruz‏ @FemmeBargo Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nah. Not funny. I’m unfollowing.

        4 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. DANI KENNEDY‏ @DANIKEN18100996 Aug 2
        Replying to @FemmeBargo @TheOnion

        What a baby

        2 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
      4. Mister Keklord‏ @Gnarfledarf Aug 2
        Replying to @DANIKEN18100996 @FemmeBargo @TheOnion

        And a hot one at that.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. We NEED to talk‏ @NOiardo Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/RBw8Mck62i

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      2. Grandianatacion‏ @grandiana1 Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i know this is satire but this is really inappropriate

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
      3.  🐝 Bruce Vain  🐝‏ @JackHorror976 Aug 2
        Replying to @grandiana1 @TheOnion

        It's a fucking fire hydrant.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. Richard Moore‏ @moore3t1 Aug 2
        Replying to @JackHorror976 @grandiana1 @TheOnion

        That seems to be the problem.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Jason  🎃‏ @ItsNOSAJ Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/sA5AmOwOL7

        1 reply 0 retweets 140 likes
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      1. Justin Phillips‏ @jpeterphillips Aug 2
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      1. neal •  🌌‏ @theNealCutter Aug 2
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      1. Doug‏ @CincyDuckFan Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesus Christ, Onion!

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      1. AxJax 🗽 💤‏ @AxJax Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        James Gunn apologizes for this tweet.

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      2. sᴄʀᴜ̈ᴇɢɢs  🇨🇦‏ @scrueggs Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whenever I see alt-righters feigning moral outrage over jokes like this I just visualize them as soccer players who take ridiculous dives.

        2 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. Insi Nificant‏ @insi_nificant Aug 2
        Replying to @scrueggs @TheOnion

        Perfect imagery

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. jerry stokes‏ @jw_stokes Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      2. OC O’s Fan  🐻‏ @VerbottenBear Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion kind of creepy. It’s like you’re participating in the efforts to normalize pedophilia. What do you think big bear? @owensnicewife

        4 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. brandon isaac‏ @bobby0d Aug 2
        Replying to @VerbottenBear @TheOnion @owensnicewife

        Catholic church did a much better job of normalizing.

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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