I know u are satire, but I work in nursing homes and they have zero defibrillators. I was shocked. No pun intended. This is true.
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Be still, my beating heart.
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@TheOnionBTS Floor Plan Of ARMYs during comeback at 12kst 90% Defibrillator LocationsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Seems like it would have been cheaper to hire a disreputable electrical contractor.
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Also it's in the shape of the periodic table of elements.
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And just ONE washroom??? The bastards...
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Just don’t try to use your hair dryer.
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And hard candy dispensers.
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Awesome! That would help keep me in work!
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90% defibrillator locations equals how many defibrillators,?.. This'll be good.
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5% Trump merchandise
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