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As long as there’s not a splash, I don’t care. The water only seems to spill when I’ve lazily set my laptop on the floor
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I usually just think the Cat knocked off the box of Magnum Condoms again, but then the next afternoon I have to check that he didn't put a claw hole in one of them that could lead to a multi-million dollar paternity suit, lol
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Definitely stepping on eyeglasses in the morning
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Whatever it was, I usually blame it on the cat.
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Not sure but it woke up the baby and my wife is pissed.
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the only sound that will get me out of bed at night is my dog vomiting
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You still have 48 hours to solve the case before it goes cold...
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Who hasn't done this! LOL
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I’ve been traveling out of the country so I missed this one. But I did find Muellers fingerprints on my nightstand too.
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Omg. This just happened to me
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...and the morning never came. Sad.
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Why isn't The Onion funny anymore? You're getting beat by
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