Welp, time for my morning anxiety attack.
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One of many reasons I stopped going to church
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Dont ask me to participate I will run out of the room
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Man’s heart restarts when he realizes he’s on end seat.
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It stops again when he realizes he still has someone next to him on the other side and that person is turning toward him.
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I hate that shit
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It's legitimately rude when people do this, like, please don't give people a reason to look at me. Ever.
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To be fair, didn't this guy just get rescued by Roommate Protective Services? He's probably still traumatized.
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The horror...
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that face is too accurate
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"Please no touching. Please no touching..."
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Pushing rhrough his anxiety, he turns to his neighbor. He watches as the person's smile turns in to the grimace of an actual heart attack. "Did I do that?" He wonders...
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*through
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Love this one
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I like to make my opener, Hi I'm only kind of in a relationship, let's get a drink after the show, lol
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