I'm shocked it beat out "Cactus Factory", "Needle Warehouse", "Broken Glass Factory", or "Narrowly Missing a Mattress Store".
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Dumpsters, despite being no different from the ground other than the potential garbage bags and extra 2 inches of green-painted metal, clock in at the top 5, surprisingly.
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And yet, despite being the least desirable, people keep picking it.
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Magma. Burny, melty, sucky rock is worse than ground. I asked a geologist.
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Good to know! I keep ground-planting and coming up roses, but it can't last.
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Getting somewhat dark with the pic
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I guess the best would be Ur ex
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WRONG! The cynic in me just went to the top of my building and threw myself off the roof. Please see below picture for result.pic.twitter.com/AOyIu14GFo
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From the picture from far away, it looked like a screencap of FL Studio workprint.
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Definitely breaking news
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What if I were to aim for the bushes?
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It’s not the fall that kills you... It’s the sudden stop.... Hmmm..... Should have spread out more, I think....pic.twitter.com/y99roSZ1Bq
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Splat!
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Aim for the bushes
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The ground has nothing to do with it. Its the sudden deceleration that hurts.
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That's a big duh!!!!!
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It is consistently voted most likely to succeed. So it has that going for it.
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I am going to go with church spire as least desirable, but we all make our own choices.
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It ain't the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop...
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Someone paid for this report? Really?
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New to The Onion, eh?
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