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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 1

    Grotesque, Misshapen Mass Of Raisins Slowly Forming Inside Bag Of Trail Mix https://trib.al/3X3Fa3j pic.twitter.com/XNLsRDhovB

    5:10 AM - 1 Aug 2018
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      2. Mike, The Skipping Autist‏ @ChewyMike Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What kind of sociopath decided it was a good idea to put raisins in trail mix in the first place?!

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Gata‏ @gatasucia Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is one of them the one that was bitching about how it cudve been wine?

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      2. Snax on Snax‏ @Max_thePower Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what kind of reporting is this even?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Prince Techno‏ @Geek_Prince Aug 1
        Replying to @Max_thePower @TheOnion

        The best kind? Problemo amigo?

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Chris Najdek‏ @Chris_Najdek Aug 1
        Replying to @Geek_Prince @Max_thePower @TheOnion

        Please check out my satire page. We don’t talk about trail mix.https://halfguarded.com/author/chris-najdek/ …

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Suzanne Sanders‏ @Illiniwek92 Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “You'd think he was out of trail mix, and then suddenly he'd be eating more trail mix. And this wasn't even that fun trail mix with the pretzels and the M&Ms. This was that real dry raisiny trail mix.”

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      1. Richard T. Ator‏ @TyranicalDespot Aug 1
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        I wouldn't even want my enemies using or consuming a Great Value brand product.

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      1. Mr. Jolie‏ @Mr_Jolie_ Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ah I hate this shit. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy scooping up some raisins with some delish MMs and nuts, but goddamn they need to lighten up on the raisins. Too damn many

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      1. jeffpeff‏ @jeffpeff Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn’t funny; It actually happened to me once.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We’ll just indulge your sarcasm....

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      1. Ricky Spina‏ @rspinag8tr Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've seen this actually happen in person. It is absolutely horrid and I almost fainted from the sight of it.

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      1.  🎃 🦇 🧟‍♀️Scary Staci 🎃 🦇 🧟‍♀️‏ @smercrn68 Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like an animal died in there. Nothing good comes of raisins.

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      1. Kobs  🇺🇸‏ @JKobs38 Aug 1
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        @jackie_zahn

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      1. Lost My Earbuds‏ @Nightmarespace Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That bag is full of salt, I unfortunately know from experience.

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      1. Ted Kaczynski‏ @TedKaczynsk Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is just real news.

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      1. Chris Friesen‏ @chrisfriesen01 Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m not indulging in this anytime soon

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      1. sg seaturtle‏ @sgseaturtle Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        true

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      1. Newman‏ @mt_newman Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Make it stop!!

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      2. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There should be a sidewalk mix. Maybe bagel bits ....

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. 舒承安‏ @AnHuiWYZ Aug 1
        Replying to @DavidHawley2 @TheOnion

        I wonder if this kind of food is delicious

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      4. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Aug 1
        Replying to @AnHuiWYZ @TheOnion

        Trail mix? It is pretty good: raisins, peanuts, chocolate ....

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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