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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 31

    ‘DSM-5’ Updated To Accommodate Man Who Is Legitimately Being Ordered To Kill By The Moon https://trib.al/UGj9N9v pic.twitter.com/1WjXtfCF0D

    6:55 PM - 31 Jul 2018
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      2. Yoshi Yamamoto‏ @the_y0sh Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/IuRe1Ca06M

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      2. Bob Sinha‏ @bobsinha Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Aka lunatic?

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      3. Not the face‏ @an_t_farm Jul 31
        Replying to @bobsinha @TheOnion

        *Lunartic

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      1. TheSkeletonman1313  💀‏ @TheMattman1313 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AngriestPat Fear the Old Blood, good Hunter.

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      1. JessicaEsther‏ @sonnyhunnychile Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A wise man once told me the moon was “cocaine smiling” at me... I haven’t gone near it since(I’m talking bout the moon y’all... but if anybody needs cocaine, I got you)🔌🚼

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      1. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Jul 31
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        Does the DSM include 'Compulsive Onion Response Syndrome (CORS)'?

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      1. Emma Van Kampen‏ @edgyhobbit Aug 1
        Replying to @Nikki_Dumond @TheOnion

        Lmao, I think they’ve already covered that area, a little thing they call schizophrenia 😂😂

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      1. T K‏ @tarkkatee Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The never-ending heatwave this summer makes me feel like the Sun is telling me to do the same.

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      1. Kevin Lewandowski‏ @Lebowski824 Jul 31
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        @pjohnmoonlight

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      1. Ben Williams‏ @BWilliams1901 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just completed course on crime and its relationship to mental disorder, lecturer showed students this video to teach us about DSM-5https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rm5p3DTyE8 …

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      1. the empathic narcissist.‏ @SeauxAppalled Jul 31
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        I love the DSM. I love even more how it updates due to public outcry.

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      1. Angie Jordan‏ @jordan24_angie Aug 11
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        Epic.twitter.com/eG5gscfZZX

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      1. Alex Ong • Eons Luna •  🎃 👻‏ @eXAKR Aug 1
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        pic.twitter.com/MWz0USNQrZ

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      1. The Cartoon House‏ @jbbigstaff Jul 31
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        And the one being told by his implanted microphone, "We will whisk you away to safety."

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      1. Brian Thomas Cox‏ @BrianThomasCox Jul 31
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        "Reverse Moon Shot Syndrome." I've heard of this... Bigfoot told me about it.

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      1. George J Hooper‏ @George_J_Hooper Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'll stick with the DSM IV.

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      1. Dino-Mite!‏ @CTRexPope Jul 31
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adz4rbKSsDI …

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      1.  ☠️Dave is Cursed ☠️‏ @davishurst Jul 31
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        absolute lunarcy

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