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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 31

    Man Putting Huge Amount of Pressure On Self To Excel At Completely Meaningless Activity https://trib.al/p1pIU3J pic.twitter.com/iGNEPCYX0h

    4:11 PM - 31 Jul 2018
    • 374 Retweets
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    • Noah Reinisch TWO 🦇 BATS 🦇 Andy Roberts PO TATER cyan Joe Lori Overmyer Spoopy Robama Farah Rueck
    45 replies 374 retweets 2,108 likes
      1. Marvin Karlins, Ph.D.‏ @TheDuckman22 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As the poet once said (paraphrased): "We live lives of quiet desperation."

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      1. T.A.B.‏ @AllBungled Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This could be about ALL of my children...

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      2. TheDismalTide‏ @JimWilkson Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No more meaningless than life itself.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. nate‏ @natetweets69 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @PrideC_50 fortnite

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      2.  🧐‏ @SirSocialism Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #Overwatch

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      3. Can't stop communism 🌷 🍉‏ @Anarchymadame Aug 1
        Replying to @SirSocialism @TheOnion

        YES

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      1. vinh vo‏ @vinh95 Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We do it everyday at work

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      1. Eric Mangum‏ @mrByronicHero Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow, Mr. Onion. Tag me next time coward.

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      1. Purple Witch‏ @JaySide36 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me playing guitar hero

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      1. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Some day he'll pick up that 7-10 split. Until then, the self-loathing and depression are completely justified.

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      1. Elvee‏ @LordVorbis Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel identified...

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      1. Jelly Pie‏ @JennywithaPea Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't we all do?

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      1. George‏ @DannyDeVitamin Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JKNolte yikes

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      1. Christien Murawski‏ @dingus_X Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also Very Upset His Black Flag Cover Band Hasn't Taken Off

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      2. RJB Entertainment‏ @GamingWithRJB Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @DarthSanni

        Dammit Sanni! I literally just spent an hour working on one of my sub badges, mainly on details that nobody is going to be able to see because the image will be so tiny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. DarthSanni‏ @DarthSanni Jul 31
        Replying to @GamingWithRJB @TheOnion

        uuuh you're welcome! I just got you covered, is allpic.twitter.com/URO9ZdOXv6

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. DrLager‏ @lager_dr Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I used to do this until I figured out that I truly did not give a shit.

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