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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 31

    Fuck It, Man On Death Row Just Going To Read Entire Harry Potter Series https://trib.al/WuNAanl pic.twitter.com/eLtDSeLsSu

    2:20 PM - 31 Jul 2018
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    40 replies 392 retweets 2,959 likes
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      2. Matt Wilson‏ @WilsonHack Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @takes2toTANG0 I'd rather just move up my death sentence

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
      3. tory tango  📚‏ @takes2toTANG0 Jul 31
        Replying to @WilsonHack @TheOnion

        How am I dating you 🙄

        0 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. Marc-Andre Dion‏ @madfe051 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Prisoner of Azkaban will hit close to home, I suppose.

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      2. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ‘If Sirius Black got out of Azkaban there is hope for me... ‘

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Jul 31
        Replying to @scottk1350 @TheOnion

        Hell of a shaggy dog story though.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. J.D.‏ @SlackerRudie Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe the The Dark Tower series would be a better suggestion?

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      1. Luke de-Vaal‏ @lukedevaal Jul 31
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        @JamesCreatesYAS this is you after going to prison for being too nice

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      1. John Murphy‏ @johnnybgoodinLA Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Christian_Humes me

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      1. Vincent kips kipumbu‏ @Kips93 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Read Bible from Genesis

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      1. Nicholas Mireles‏ @Nickfromlb Jul 31
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        pic.twitter.com/FbIXdOw1rg

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      1. Christine Parker‏ @Christi55445345 Aug 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We have to feed'em so why not .. tax payers,foot the bill .. the poor people have to pay not the wealthy !!

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      1. Tim Wood‏ @livecut Aug 1
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        Wow, he really reminds me of Joe Strummer. RIP

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      1. Erica‏ @foistedallegory Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        REM's Losing My Religion started playing in my head when I read this headline...weird...you're welcome.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'd be like hey can't a brother get some Playboy or Penthouse magazines up in this mutherfucker, lol

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      1. April‏ @SpringMorning74 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @mcgarrygirl78

        He is going to be pissed when he gets to the Half Blood Prince. He'll be ready for his sentence to be carried out, I'm still bummed

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      1. Joan Squeal Broomwicki‏ @JoanBruck Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Happy Birthday Jo, Harry, and that SOB my ex-husband!

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      1. David Daniel Beckom‏ @BeckomDavid Jul 31
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        Don't miss "Harry Potter and the crock of shit"

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