@wardonkey She doesn't know your struggle to find the perfect SWIM TRUNKS!
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The struggle is real. Board shorts or no? Will they have mesh briefs inside? Does the drawstring go through the whole waistband and not just the front? Is there a weird velcro fly? Are they too long or too short? Are they too tight in the thigh?
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Nothing is more dangerous than the damn velcro fly.
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Pockets or no?
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Pockets. Where do you put your stuff? In a murse?
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Then how do you swim if you have stuff in your pockets?!?! The struggle is real.
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Plus the pockets are always the perfect size to make sure nothing you put in them fits comfortably.
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Well, yes, pocket standardization is a problem. Something easily resolved if the gadget people talked to the pocket people. But, after the pen in pocket failure, there is still plenty of animosity going on there.
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Or to be the primary gender to fight and die in wars since... Forever.
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Damn I thought the original joker was already insanely edgy but this Joker is even crazier.
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why
does
Off
Sax
have
only
3
racks
for
me? 
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who
fucked
with
my
space
bar?
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First gender problems
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What about the 52nd Street Bloomingdales? Where I have to go to the basement for mensware like a god damn cave troll.
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"mensware" fml
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Yes two Escalators up but will you find any going down . . . NO . . . You only get stairs to go down. Why do shops do that do they think we dont notice the long walk downhill to the ground floor.
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And no more cigar smoking in the hospital delivery room! Now what could be keeping that woman?
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