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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 31

    ‘Men Are Not Oppressed,’ Says Woman Who Has No Idea What It Like To Take Two Whole Escalators To Get To Your Clothing Section At Zara https://trib.al/E7XyO0i pic.twitter.com/Is1KqJK8km

    11:21 AM - 31 Jul 2018
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      1. New conversation
      2. AT‏ @alyssaatrudeau Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @wardonkey She doesn't know your struggle to find the perfect SWIM TRUNKS!

        1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
      3. μAnon‏ @dfassna1 Jul 31
        Replying to @alyssaatrudeau @TheOnion @wardonkey

        The struggle is real. Board shorts or no? Will they have mesh briefs inside? Does the drawstring go through the whole waistband and not just the front? Is there a weird velcro fly? Are they too long or too short? Are they too tight in the thigh?

        3 replies 1 retweet 84 likes
      4. Craig‏ @cnevels Jul 31
        Replying to @dfassna1 @alyssaatrudeau and

        Nothing is more dangerous than the damn velcro fly.

        2 replies 0 retweets 59 likes
      5. Chris Colligan‏ @ChrisColligan Jul 31
        Replying to @cnevels @dfassna1 and

        Pockets or no?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      6. DeanLogic  ♎‏ @DeanLogic Jul 31
        Replying to @ChrisColligan @cnevels and

        Pockets. Where do you put your stuff? In a murse?

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      7. Craig‏ @cnevels Jul 31
        Replying to @DeanLogic @ChrisColligan and

        Then how do you swim if you have stuff in your pockets?!?! The struggle is real.

        3 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      8. μAnon‏ @dfassna1 Jul 31
        Replying to @cnevels @DeanLogic and

        Plus the pockets are always the perfect size to make sure nothing you put in them fits comfortably.

        2 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      9. DeanLogic  ♎‏ @DeanLogic Jul 31
        Replying to @dfassna1 @cnevels and

        Well, yes, pocket standardization is a problem. Something easily resolved if the gadget people talked to the pocket people. But, after the pen in pocket failure, there is still plenty of animosity going on there.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Snommit‏ @CrazedJoker Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or to be the primary gender to fight and die in wars since... Forever.

        6 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. De Alcoholist‏ @DeAlcoholist Jul 31
        Replying to @CrazedJoker @TheOnion

        Damn I thought the original joker was already insanely edgy but this Joker is even crazier.

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
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      2. I am the Gate I am the Key‏ @imtheg8imthekey Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        👏 why 👏 does 👏 Off 👏 Sax 👏 have 👏 only 👏 3 👏 racks 👏 for 👏 me? 👏

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. I am the Gate I am the Key‏ @imtheg8imthekey Jul 31
        Replying to @imtheg8imthekey @TheOnion

        👏 who 👏 fucked 👏 with 👏 my 👏 space 👏 bar? 👏

        0 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Chris Roberts‏ @DharmaDerelict Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        First gender problems

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      2. Jon  🌐‏ @JonFilmFan Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @itiolaakingbola

        What about the 52nd Street Bloomingdales? Where I have to go to the basement for mensware like a god damn cave troll.

        4 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
      3. Jon  🌐‏ @JonFilmFan Jul 31
        Replying to @JonFilmFan @TheOnion @itiolaakingbola

        "mensware" fml

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes two Escalators up but will you find any going down . . . NO . . . You only get stairs to go down. Why do shops do that do they think we dont notice the long walk downhill to the ground floor.

        2 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And no more cigar smoking in the hospital delivery room! Now what could be keeping that woman?

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. MountainbikingFTW‏ @MountainbikerWI Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

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