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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 31

    ‘New York Times’ Publisher Reveals Asking Trump To Decrease Anti-Media Rhetoric Except Against Those Fuckers At ‘The Washington Post’ https://trib.al/NFmNVGY pic.twitter.com/6EbbGfBZx8

    9:23 AM - 31 Jul 2018
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      2. Larry Gorkin‏ @LarryGorkin1 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Instead of the F-word, more "scholarly clever" to substitute "Bezos" (which puns on Bozos as well WP ownership). We should work together... - NY Times’ Publisher Asks Trump To Decrease Anti-Media Rhetoric Except Against Those Fuckers At The Washington Postpic.twitter.com/cvmB8KbGrE

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      3. trujillo‏ @_mestizo_ Jul 31
        Replying to @LarryGorkin1 @TheOnion

        nice one man you should be an editor

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      4. Larry Gorkin‏ @LarryGorkin1 Jul 31
        Replying to @_mestizo_ @TheOnion

        Bada bing bada boom- give this kid a raise...I've cleared space for one more follower... - Replying to @LarryGorkin1 @TheOnion nice one man you should be an editor

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      5. haha spooky‏ @okkooliguess Jul 31
        Replying to @LarryGorkin1

        im sorry what

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      1. B. Winfield Huff‏ @hufco60 Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well played, Onion! 😂

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      1. Sanho Tree‏ @SanhoTree Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does Macy’s screw Gimbles?

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      1. BetterDazeAhead‏ @N8iveSD Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @redsteeze

        When did they stop doing satire?!

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      1. Peak Reinhold‏ @Stevenwoolery Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @redsteeze

        Dear god someone at the onion is self referencing the neo-liberal mono culture.

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      1. Dr. Minh‏ @drminh Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ‘New York Times’ Publisher Reveals Asking Trump To Decrease Anti-Media Rhetoric Except Against Those Fuckers At ‘The Washington Post’ @yurikageyama Very confusing news about New York Times publisher's request about Washington Post. Beginning of a fake news war?

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      1. Becky Allen‏ @rebeccasallen2 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @Wyntre999

        😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Barbara Lau‏ @barula Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @HNIJohnMiller

        😂Superb tweet to start the day!!

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      1. Jeff In Exile‏ @JeffHGreen Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love when @TheOnion throws us a bone! lol

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      1. Cornbread‏ @JerOHMee Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Glad you went with WaPo, because if you'd said Fox News there would be no joke.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, OK, whatever you say...pic.twitter.com/A9eUHXVFEZ

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      1. Bill Dumanch‏ @WilliamDumanch Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @redsteeze

        Mortimer, that was funny. Here's your dollar...

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      1. Bo Hennessy‏ @BoHennessy1 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Does a bear shh...yep" lol

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      1. Cesar Hernandez‏ @Zsar Jul 31
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        pic.twitter.com/KJSR9ZGXGr

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      1. Cathie Braun‏ @cathielbraun Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Youve GOT TO BE KIDDING! What the H..l is going on here? The Washing Post has become so overly careful in what they write, it's not the same cutting edge paper it once was!

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