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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 31

    Woman Accused Of Sending Man 65,000 Text Messages After First Date https://trib.al/VnEQfCT  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/ZA49KL2JlO

    8:54 AM - 31 Jul 2018
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    • Carlos Balazs Matthew Buongiovanni (((Jacob Zamarripa))) Moirai Hannah 🐈🎼 Dillon Malandro [sees crush] i wanna die lol hopeless hoemantic ELONgated MUSKrat
    20 replies 117 retweets 886 likes
      1. The New Courtyard‏ @courtyardian Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unbelievable. It costs the network every time a text is sent, and people who buy unlimited messages abuse it like this! All this has done is hike up the prices for everybody else.

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      1. OK_Dumbass‏ @OK_Dumbass Jul 31
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        Nevertheless, she persisted.

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Jul 31
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        Thank god she has been playing it cool and not desperate at all...

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      1. Anders‏ @Ankytanky Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I dated an anchovy salter once

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      2.  🎃 Jinnifer Douglass  🎃‏ @JI_N_NYC Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How is that even possible

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      2. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        65,000??? Even if she sent one a minute, it would take just over 45 days to send that many.

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      3. KC (MrKTE)‏ @KCEchidna Jul 31
        Replying to @TyVulpintaur @TheOnion

        Right, wait 3 days... THEN sent 45 days worth of texts

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      1. Angela Rene Bankston‏ @AngelaBankston6 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol, ugh...

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I usually appreciate... It was the best night of my life, if you ever want to meet again I'll stay single for the next fifty years, lol

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fortunately the young lady just didn’t know you could send more than one character per text... I W I L L S E E Y O U A G A I N T O M M O R R 0 W ?

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      1. Samuel‏ @cannonsami Jul 31
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        (´・ω・`)

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      1.  💀 🎃 👻 Elijah Nalle  👻 🎃 💀‏ @DumpsterHermit Jul 31
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        (´・ω・`)

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      1. Ludwig Van‏ @TheEroica Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My dentist's auto-confirm text system is super jelly...

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      1. Fillmore W. Millbrook‏ @fwMillbrook Jul 31
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        call and leave awkward messages. texting is too easy.

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      1. Dustin Eastburn Kinney‏ @dustinkinney007 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe, there should be a bounce-back message saying 'Individual Txt Message Inbox Full' with an appropriate time for other person to check, consider, and reply if he wants to, or block messages from user. We all have limits! (even though communication is generally, good thing).

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      1. Alan Wright‏ @TheOneAW Jul 31
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        How's her fair use policy going for the sms?

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      1. Dody Baker @dodydoe‏ @dodyomoho Jul 31
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        Desperation is real...

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      1. Danny Streetman‏ @DannyStreetman Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only to remind him he dropped his handkerchief though.....

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        INSPIRED BY ONE DONALD J. TRUMP ALL HER TEXT MESSAGES WERE IN CAPS.

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