This isn't even parody... he's just like that...
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Ahem, velocity.
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*fistbump emoji* My biggest pet pet peeve with baseball announcers in their description of a pitch's speed as "velocity." "Wow, Chapman threw that fastball at a velocity of 101 miles per hour north" would be much more appropriate.
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If it has a vector, they're ok.
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Who am I fooling, they generally don't know what a vector is. Then again, the new generation of announcers probably do.
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Oh come one now! I’ve watched Wile E Coyotepic.twitter.com/xyXWl9tIa9
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Don’t ever take him bowling. “Bowling pins are inanimate and thus cannot dress up like rodeo clowns and jump out of the way of a bowling ball decorated to look like a bull”
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If we were all as interested in science as we are in sports then the world would be a magnificent place.
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@meatromito Re: the last Onion article I tagged you in. -
Make some noise?
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Is it bad that unfailingly heard every word in his voice
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Haha, if it hadn’t come from The Onion I would have thought He really tweeted this
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