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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 30

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    .@NeilTyson: "A baseball would never gain enough speed during an ascent to catch on fire like that. We should all demand more scientific literacy in our jumbotron animations."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1023981085795995648 …

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    Neil deGrasse Tyson Debunks Stadium’s Home Run Animation Depicting Ball Launching Into The Stratosphere https://trib.al/otTO9Ad  pic.twitter.com/FcePSS0h42
    5:28 PM - 30 Jul 2018
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    25 replies 503 retweets 3,484 likes
      1. HisCarlness‏ @HisRoyalCarlnes Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        This isn't even parody... he's just like that...

        0 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
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      2. ds‏ @nyetjgoldblum Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @BryanONolan @neiltyson

        Ahem, velocity.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  🗿 Bryan O'Nolan  🗿‏ @BryanONolan Aug 1
        Replying to @nyetjgoldblum @TheOnion @neiltyson

        *fistbump emoji* My biggest pet pet peeve with baseball announcers in their description of a pitch's speed as "velocity." "Wow, Chapman threw that fastball at a velocity of 101 miles per hour north" would be much more appropriate.

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      4. ds‏ @nyetjgoldblum Aug 1
        Replying to @BryanONolan @TheOnion @neiltyson

        If it has a vector, they're ok.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. ds‏ @nyetjgoldblum Aug 1
        Replying to @nyetjgoldblum @BryanONolan and

        Who am I fooling, they generally don't know what a vector is. Then again, the new generation of announcers probably do.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6.  🗿 Bryan O'Nolan  🗿‏ @BryanONolan Aug 1
        Replying to @nyetjgoldblum @TheOnion @neiltyson

        What with their "WAR" and "OPS" and "ERA+"pic.twitter.com/fVeBJV9NUm

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Canadian Shoe Smuggler‏ @saulnierg Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        Oh come one now! I’ve watched Wile E Coyotepic.twitter.com/xyXWl9tIa9

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      1. Dan gets it‏ @danbrickes Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        Don’t ever take him bowling. “Bowling pins are inanimate and thus cannot dress up like rodeo clowns and jump out of the way of a bowling ball decorated to look like a bull”

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      1. Andrew Keyzers‏ @AKeyzers Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        If we were all as interested in science as we are in sports then the world would be a magnificent place.

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      2. Quinn Milton‏ @Quinn_Milton Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        @meatromito Re: the last Onion article I tagged you in.

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      3. Matt Romito‏ @meatromito Jul 31
        Replying to @Quinn_Milton @TheOnion @neiltyson

        Make some noise?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Quinn Milton‏ @Quinn_Milton Jul 31
        Replying to @meatromito @TheOnion @neiltyson

        pic.twitter.com/ELuZfucOAa

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      1. Tierney‏ @OneSteeleSister Jul 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @ScottCarelli @neiltyson

        @ewpod Dont tell him about the sound meter...

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      1. Sup3rnovakun‏ @Sup3rnovakun Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        Is it bad that unfailingly heard every word in his voice

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      1. Michael‏ @RollCall79 Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        Haha, if it hadn’t come from The Onion I would have thought He really tweeted this @TwitchyTeam

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      1. Vovomeena‏ @vovomeena Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        @JasonRJohnstone

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      1. 『 p s y c h o n o t 』‏ @psychonot23 Aug 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        #FakeNews

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