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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 30

    CBS Reveals ‘Big Bang Theory’ Season 12 Will Explore Why Sheldon Keeps Job After Sexually Harassing 6 Research Assistants https://trib.al/kwj7n9E pic.twitter.com/vVZRRyzr5c

    2:38 PM - 30 Jul 2018
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      2. Joe Bowles‏ @JoeWBowles Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If it did, at least it would be mirroring real life for a lot of women in #Science.

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. No Halloween name bc I'm a scary bitch all year.‏ @somelittlellama Jul 30
        Replying to @JoeWBowles @TheOnion

        I'm a STEM woman. Stop projecting.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4.  🍭 Tyrantula  🎃‏ @crocsushi Jul 30
        Replying to @somelittlellama @JoeWBowles @TheOnion

        What about his statement is him “projecting”?

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      5. Joe Bowles‏ @JoeWBowles Jul 30
        Replying to @crocsushi @somelittlellama @TheOnion

        Trying to take the fact I personally know more than a few women who have left #science and #fieldresearch over sexual harassment, I am not speaking out of turn.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      6.  🍭 Tyrantula  🎃‏ @crocsushi Jul 30
        Replying to @JoeWBowles @somelittlellama @TheOnion

        Don’t worry, this person has proven they have no real merit to their dismissive arguments, you shouldn’t feel like you have to defend your own character for claiming you know of incidents like this

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. O'YaKnow‏ @eloquentcomic Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this bloody show still on?

        2 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. Mark L. Sheppard‏ @marklearns Jul 30
        Replying to @eloquentcomic @TheOnion

        The next episode should be titled, “The Shark-jumping Conundrum”

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Turns out "Bazinga!" is some kind of magical incantation that keeps lab assistants from reporting him to HR.

        1 reply 0 retweets 33 likes
      3. Clovis‏ @clovis69 Jul 30
        Replying to @ParagHatzNate @TheOnion

        Oh they report him, but that grant money and the publications...

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. .‏ @cr2032 Jul 30
        Replying to @clovis69 @ParagHatzNate @TheOnion

        This is depressingly relevant.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Luke‏ @LTABN Jul 30
        Replying to @FreestyleWild @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/nHhpCO6WQB

        2 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
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      1. Sam Johnson‏ @blinkingsam Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://youtu.be/X3-hOigoxHs 

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      1. Who is Chris Cutts?‏ @RealChrisCutts Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wokest. Season. Ever.

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      1.  🍭 Tyrantula  🎃‏ @crocsushi Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You joke but sexual harassment is widely ignored in STEM careers

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      2. Ad Hominem‏ @belllcurve Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why do people keep lying to themselves when the little voice in their head says “Oh, yeah, ‘Big Bang Theory’ is awesome.”?

        1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
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      2. Clovis‏ @clovis69 Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @spacecom

        He harassed the HR lady too - sexually and racially

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
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