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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 30

    Giuliani Insists Breaking The Law Not A Crime https://trib.al/6vMNHHC pic.twitter.com/3NLZJwijDV

    1:35 PM - 30 Jul 2018
    • 10,871 Retweets
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    639 replies 10,871 retweets 34,035 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Phineas J. Rocketdump‏ @thewolfcamp Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        2018: Where The Onion stooped being parody and started reporting news...

        7 replies 57 retweets 908 likes
      3. Mystique 2017 💥‏ @jraizen Jul 30
        Replying to @thewolfcamp @TheOnion

        Or no one could tell the difference! How many times have you read a story and asked, "is this the onion" #NotTheOnion

        7 replies 10 retweets 384 likes
      4. B.L. Purdom, host of Quantum Harry, the Podcast‏ @QHPodcast Jul 30
        Replying to @jraizen @thewolfcamp @TheOnion

        Every. Freaking. Day.

        2 replies 2 retweets 135 likes
      5. 1 more reply
      1. New conversation
      2. rchrd grvr‏ @richardgroover Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys are just reporting the news as this point

        6 replies 30 retweets 1,030 likes
      3. KalebS‏ @KalebS44 Jul 30
        Replying to @richardgroover @TheOnion

        Reality has become what we used to call satire

        1 reply 8 retweets 290 likes
      4. 1 more reply
      1. New conversation
      2. Itala S‏ @DragonflyMama7 Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @iyamtoo

        pic.twitter.com/mLCpGoEpZZ

        3 replies 79 retweets 487 likes
      3. Frostrages‏ @Frostreads Jul 30
        Replying to @DragonflyMama7 @TheOnion @iyamtoo

        His face in that second pic makes me lol every time.

        9 replies 0 retweets 119 likes
      4. Myself mostly‏ @BigBryC Jul 30
        Replying to @Frostreads @DragonflyMama7 and

        He looks like the first second or two after looking at the ark being opened

        9 replies 2 retweets 68 likes
      5. Cappy‏ @capseyes_cappy Jul 30
        Replying to @BigBryC @Frostreads and

        Or the ruling

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. GenXPerspect‏ @XPerspect Jul 31
        Replying to @capseyes_cappy @BigBryC and

        Or when he realized he married his own cousin.

        2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      7. Cappy‏ @capseyes_cappy Jul 31
        Replying to @XPerspect @BigBryC and

        Maybe not. That might depend on where he's from

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      8. 1 more reply
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      2.  ❌Bud USArmy  ❌‏ @johnnyastor Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @PatMcMahonDC

        You are #FakeNews I heard everything he said and that did not come out of his mouth, only yours and #FakeNewsCNN

        72 replies 3 retweets 9 likes
      3. vicki tolbert‏ @vickiworldWI Jul 30
        Replying to @johnnyastor @TheOnion @PatMcMahonDC

        You know The Onion is (not so much anymore) satire.

        2 replies 1 retweet 149 likes
      4. Hampster Sushi‏ @Robert_IRL Jul 30
        Replying to @vickiworldWI @johnnyastor and

        Please include me in the screenshot r/AteTheOnion

        2 replies 0 retweets 39 likes
      5.  ❌Bud USArmy  ❌‏ @johnnyastor Jul 30
        Replying to @Robert_IRL @vickiworldWI and

        😂pic.twitter.com/s5RISyVIvY

        4 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. vicki tolbert‏ @vickiworldWI Jul 30
        Replying to @johnnyastor @Robert_IRL and

        The party in the 20's, that was before the Southern strategy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 37 likes
      7. Wizard Shoes‏ @wizard_shoes Jul 30
        Replying to @vickiworldWI

        It's a propaganda account, sweetheart. Whoever is behind it gets paid by the hour to try and make you angry.

        5 replies 0 retweets 45 likes
      8. vicki tolbert‏ @vickiworldWI Jul 31
        Replying to @wizard_shoes

        And I never get mad. They're losing on this end

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      9. Wizard Shoes‏ @wizard_shoes Jul 31
        Replying to @vickiworldWI

        pic.twitter.com/e8sOtdU6Te

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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