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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 30

    Beloved Father And Infrequent Pornography User Loses 3-Year Battle With Cancer https://trib.al/tmfcwkN pic.twitter.com/Dnymc2jGa8

    11:57 AM - 30 Jul 2018
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    • Marie Ⓐ ☭ The BeaΠz 🍅 Tomato lizard 🍅 Kaz Jeremy Wells Daragh the fake art student Kevin Rea SpooKaori @ 453 days w/o F!Corrin alt :/ Pierre-Simon Laplace
    38 replies 64 retweets 765 likes
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      2. Pornhub ARIA‏Verified account @Pornhub Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RIP

        1 reply 6 retweets 140 likes
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      2. evst20‏ @evst20 Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't really get the porn part in this

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Skvid Inc.‏ @SquidInc_YT Jul 30
        Replying to @evst20 @TheOnion

        The Onion is satire

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Cupcake ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้‏ @CupcakeForAll Jul 30
        Replying to @SquidInc_YT @evst20 @TheOnion

        An onion is a fruit not a satire

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      5. Loudoan‏ @Loudoan2 Jul 30
        Replying to @CupcakeForAll @SquidInc_YT and

        You're thinking of a satyr, a goat-man hybrid from greek mythology

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1.  ✌🏻Socrates Foucault ❤️‏ @CwpFeed Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RIP buddy. Wish I knew you better.

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      2. dog‏ @galapagados Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So the joke is that he watched porn? Or that he died?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. 828d 82eih‏ @SimienFoxx Jul 30
        Replying to @galapagados @TheOnion

        Both

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      2. Ucme Icu‏ @ucmeicu007 Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really? Cancer joke?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Dexter Morgan‏ @DexterMorgan70 Jul 30
        Replying to @ucmeicu007 @TheOnion

        Don't worry, it'll grow on you.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. José Miguel Costa‏ @JoseMFCosta Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guess he didn't... beat it this time.

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
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      2. Joshua "Very Okay" Faulks‏ @JoshuaJoshyf Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/ND5hiQ78bF

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. J.D. Dogg™‏ @J_D_Dogg Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thoughts and prayers.

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      2. Alex Smale‏ @alexsmale1 Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Poor taste

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. 828d 82eih‏ @SimienFoxx Jul 30
        Replying to @alexsmale1 @TheOnion

        Why?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. nick lachey's negligee‏ @usedtoparty Jul 30
        Replying to @notthisagai @TheOnion

        Counterpoint: it's kinda funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Alicia Donato‏ @AliciaDonato Jul 30
        Replying to @usedtoparty @notthisagai @TheOnion

        How? A man with cancer died...oh, and also he watched porn occasionally. Is it funny because most people do that? I don't understand.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Warren Acoose‏ @wacoose Jul 30
        Replying to @AliciaDonato @usedtoparty and

        Nobody actually died--the man doesn't exist. The joke is that obituaries never mention this sort of thing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Alicia Donato‏ @AliciaDonato Jul 30
        Replying to @wacoose @usedtoparty and

        I know that no one actually died, but why WOULD obituaries mention it? It's not an important detail.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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