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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 30

    Neil deGrasse Tyson Debunks Stadium’s Home Run Animation Depicting Ball Launching Into The Stratosphere https://trib.al/otTO9Ad pic.twitter.com/FcePSS0h42

    10:18 AM - 30 Jul 2018
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    Neil deGrasse Tyson
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      1. That BrewtoberFest Flavor‏ @PrincePaul_3 Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        pic.twitter.com/8kh5XoHu2F

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      1. Napolean Bonaparte‏ @BoomerReinhard Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn’t too far off from his usual twitter feed. Art imitates reality

        0 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
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      2. Pandamonium‏ @PompousPanda Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        I find it hard to believe that this isn’t 100% true.

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. Hop David‏ @HopDavid41 Jul 30
        Replying to @PompousPanda @TheOnion @neiltyson

        Clarke/Poe's Law: Any sufficiently inflated ego is impossible to distinguish from a parody of that ego.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      5. Hop David‏ @HopDavid41 Jul 31
        Replying to @mikealec7 @PompousPanda and

        I tend to agree with you. He's aware of times he's misinformed his audience but makes little effort to correct the misconceptions he's popularized. http://hopsblog-hop.blogspot.com/2016/01/fact-checking-neil-degrasse-tyson.html …

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      2. Eugene M. Holdcroft‏ @emholdcroft Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        Is this true? This sounds like something that's actually true. The guy really likes to hear himself talk.

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Brian "Rondo Shot Ricky" Wingard‏ @SC_Cuban_B Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        @HunterBadger87 @weekendsofsound

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Hunter‏ @HunterBadger87 Jul 30
        Replying to @SC_Cuban_B @TheOnion and

        The look on that baseball’s face is always priceless, though.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Ron C‏ @Ron11366 Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        my spokes-cat #Squiky is skeptical. 😸pic.twitter.com/NahSdpGn3m

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Spöökÿ Bröthër‏ @SpicyMemballer Jul 31
        Replying to @Ron11366 @TheOnion @neiltyson

        More like fake mews

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Ron C‏ @Ron11366 Jul 31
        Replying to @SpicyMemballer @TheOnion @neiltyson

        🙄 😻pic.twitter.com/2DZdmOl1Ei

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. ☻ Spooky Boi ☻‏ @OldrikJansen Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        I always knew it was sketchy

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      1. Andy Tuttle‏ @AndyTPrivateEye Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        Alright, which writer at The Onion watched the @mega64 podcast last night?

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      2. Blake LeMay‏ @ThatsBlakeLeMay Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro @neiltyson

        @Huntard_Mccarve science man does it again

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Matt McCarver‏ @Huntard_Mccarve Jul 30
        Replying to @ThatsBlakeLeMay @TheOnion and

        Dude fuck NDT

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Nick Gorton MD 🏳️‍🌈‏ @RNickGorton Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        Well he wouldn't be wrong...pic.twitter.com/QVMGHpRZm2

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      1. C. Annibal‏ @zoro4661 Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @neiltyson

        ...yeah, that doesn't sound like Satire. God job!

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