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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 30

    Disney World Opens New Ordeal Kingdom For Family Meltdowns https://trib.al/QF3JJWz pic.twitter.com/0hKGue2TmR

    7:21 AM - 30 Jul 2018
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      2.  🖤 🎃 քǟɨɢɛ ɖ. քʊʍքӄɨռֆ  🎃 🖤‏ @paigedpumpkins Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mainstreetmerm ☝🏻😂

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      3. Cat 🧜🏻‍♀️‏ @mainstreetmerm Jul 30
        Replying to @paigedpumpkins @TheOnion

        Lol I wish that was real lmao

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4.  🖤 🎃 քǟɨɢɛ ɖ. քʊʍքӄɨռֆ  🎃 🖤‏ @paigedpumpkins Jul 30
        Replying to @mainstreetmerm @TheOnion

        “Yes, I’d like four fast passes for the Tantrumland Speedway.”

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. 1cat1human‏ @1cat1human Jul 30
        Replying to @paigedpumpkins @mainstreetmerm @TheOnion

        And Test (My Patience) Track at Epcot!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6.  🖤 🎃 քǟɨɢɛ ɖ. քʊʍքӄɨռֆ  🎃 🖤‏ @paigedpumpkins Jul 30
        Replying to @1cat1human @mainstreetmerm @TheOnion

        😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Shon Urbas‏ @shonurbas Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Replace the word “Disney” with @IKEAUSA, and all the characters change to Swedish names for furniture... etc., and this article is talking about a real life place you can visit today!!

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      1. Jeff Dudash‏ @jeffdudash Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Question: Will the new park be climate regulated, so that families can enjoy 98 degree temps with 87% humidity all year round?

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So just the same old theme park then.

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      2. Brendan G.‏ @Ctb22684 Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BrianPMiles @GoAwayGreen

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      3. Howard Bowers‏ @GoAwayGreen Jul 30
        Replying to @Ctb22684 @TheOnion @BrianPMiles

        That’s a good one. It’s at least a year old now.

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      4. Brendan G.‏ @Ctb22684 Jul 30
        Replying to @GoAwayGreen @TheOnion @BrianPMiles

        Closer to 3 I think. But as the fine folks of Retro WDW know, a classic never dies!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Howard Bowers‏ @GoAwayGreen Jul 30
        Replying to @Ctb22684 @TheOnion @BrianPMiles

        The things I’ve witnessed...

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      1. Juliet Deaton  👸🏼‏ @Jules4Ever Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JacklynLydia 😂

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      1. Andy Stewart‏ @RollnStew Jul 30
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        @kate_minus8

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Jul 30
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        I'll bet the entire 1,000+ acres is a safe space

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      1. Brian‏ @brianjmurphy Sep 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @Latenitetrader

        So they decided not to call it Murphland?

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      1. David Oates‏ @witnwords1 Aug 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thought they already had this. :)

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      1. mlc‏ @cecilsghost Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where Dad can reflect on his hollow threat to 'turn the goddamned car around'.

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