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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 30

    Fire Consumes Big Happy Farm Where Families Send Sick Dogs To Run Free And Play https://trib.al/8BDww2U pic.twitter.com/1GxviOK58m

    5:00 AM - 30 Jul 2018
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      2.  🌊 pmw resister nyc  🏳️‍🌈‏ @pmwnyc Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        Between the fires in California and the reality of animal cruelty this is neither funny nor provocative. It is a major fail and despicably tasteless.

        4 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. country billy made a couple milly‏ @LuckIn2014 Jul 30
        Replying to @pmwnyc @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        pic.twitter.com/N4H29WtAW3

        0 replies 1 retweet 45 likes
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      1. Ben Donaldson‏ @2468ben Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is nothing sacred

        0 replies 0 retweets 40 likes
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      2. Kate‏ @McGiggleshits Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dogs burning to death? Not one word of this was funny.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. Halloween Name Pending‏ @steaks Jul 30
        Replying to @boofdaddy69 @McGiggleshits @TheOnion

        and the dogs were long dead before the fire, Kate.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Gilad Barlev‏ @antar05 Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @aaronreynolds

        No! Papa!pic.twitter.com/Q3sGPAr5eP

        1 reply 1 retweet 13 likes
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      1. Nelly Kusske‏ @isew_isaw_imama Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just called my mom to tell her about this and she told me luckily my dog that we sent there 25 years ago was able to escape and run to another, even more beautiful, farm. Thank God, that was close.

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      1. bad lad‏ @DJ_HARD_DIK Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish I could downvote a tweet

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      1. Thomas Rain‏ @Dr_ThomasRain Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It has finally happened. The Onion's reality is now preferable to actual reality - and it includes euthanasia by fire.

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      1. [insert halloween comment here]‏ @bkey1970 Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Considering the Carr fire and others right now this is very poor taste. Please remove.

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      2. Nelly Kusske‏ @isew_isaw_imama Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I loathe explaining jokes but considering the number of "outraged" people on this one- it's not about dogs and it's not about fires. It's about parents lying to their kids to try to spare them pain. I love dogs and I can smell smoke from the Ferguson fire and I laughed. Hard.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. jackienark‏ @jackienark Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was it the farm upstate?

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. Manjit S. Toor  🇨🇦‏ @manjit_toor98 Jul 30
        Replying to @jackienark @TheOnion

        What other farm could it be?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. jackienark‏ @jackienark Jul 30
        Replying to @manjit_toor98 @TheOnion

        I think that would depend where people live -- maybe downstate if they live in the northern part of a state?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Rob‏ @rob_saud Jul 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wtf? Is this theonion trying to be edgy? I'm pretty sure this one is for the fail column.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Nathan Schultz‏ @biggerbuck01 Jul 30
        Replying to @rob_saud @TheOnion

        Did your parents send your childhood dog to the farm?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Rob‏ @rob_saud Jul 30
        Replying to @biggerbuck01 @TheOnion

        Never had one never wanted one. This joke was desperate trying to get I-can't-believe-they-said-that laughs.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Nathan Schultz‏ @biggerbuck01 Jul 30
        Replying to @rob_saud @TheOnion

        It's hilarious man, the joke is that they were already dead. Smh 😂👍

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Rob‏ @rob_saud Jul 30
        Replying to @biggerbuck01 @TheOnion

        "had been getting healthier and healthier before the fire hit." Smh indeed.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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