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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 29

    ‘We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone,’ City Of Chicago Announces Unprompted https://trib.al/G8NWwCE pic.twitter.com/76DAM0EfnL

    6:49 PM - 29 Jul 2018
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    • Uxman katie kenniston Chicago Caterers Jennifer Olivarez MercilessVogon jenna 😎🎸 David Oates 𝒞𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓅𝓎 CAT
    20 replies 264 retweets 1,486 likes
      1. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Confused, New York replied, "Dude. Why would you do that?"....right before pulling a drag on a cigarette followed by a swig of over priced coffee and a re-adjustment of their beret. "We haven't eaten since 2006." said the City.

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      2. 𝕮𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖎𝖓 𝕭𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘  🌹 🇺🇸 🌹‏ @CollinJones Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @alexquigley says this to me at least once a week.

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      3. Alex Quigley  🇺🇸‏ @alexquigley Jul 29
        Replying to @CollinJones @TheOnion

        Can't tweet right now, eating

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      2. Ricky Spina‏ @rspinag8tr Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TurtleT44 I'm beginning to think that you @sarah_elaine10 and I need to do a Chicago trip sometime next year. Food/drink/baseball game. Let's plan this shit. CHI town is so badass

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      3. Sarah Johnson‏ @sarah_elaine10 Jul 30
        Replying to @rspinag8tr @TheOnion @TurtleT44

        I am down for this!!

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      4. Ricky Spina‏ @rspinag8tr Jul 30
        Replying to @sarah_elaine10 @TheOnion @TurtleT44

        No kidding lets plan

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      5. Jason Ellis‏ @TurtleT44 Jul 30
        Replying to @rspinag8tr @sarah_elaine10 @TheOnion

        Yeah buddy. Cubs and bears games

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Ricky Spina‏ @rspinag8tr Jul 31
        Replying to @TurtleT44 @sarah_elaine10 @TheOnion

        Bro. Next time I'm in town lets actually discuss and plan this shindig

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      1. SmartPeoplePlayTuba‏ @rayray8822 Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion you guys are based in Chicago, right? So this is autobiographical?

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      1. jack cav‏ @jackiecav1 Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yup, nothing to see here. Good thing @jimrome is in the basement for 2 weeks because the Canadians @belligerentNuckand @TylerInEdmonton in Edmonton would blow you the hell up #Fat #USAmericans

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      1. Lauren Alise‏ @ohhLAURENalise Jul 29
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        @Rakamole 😂

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      1. recovering physicist‏ @iamthehiggs Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's a fine looking beef dipped sandwich

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      1. Chris Miller‏ @hchrismiller Jul 29
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        @lbayazid You've been saying this for years.

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      1. EEK! Night!‏ @EE_Knight Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And if you lived here you'd know why.

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      1. Rob Miller‏ @rogerthesarus Jul 29
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        They don't call it the windy city for nothing!pic.twitter.com/zIehEV3Eo0

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      1. Kink Friday‏ @JargonRubes Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And it was delicious

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      1. nap‏ @SackOverflow Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Frankly, this is pretty shocking😱

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      1. zack de la parka‏ @DubyaArgh Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        attn: @matthewgfrank

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      1. Colonel McDonald  🌊‏ @ColonelMcDon Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Chicago has some pretty awesome food.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bon Appétit.

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