"At press time, a Pew Research Center poll showed Trump's approval rating plummeting to 1 percent among Republicans." This is a masterpiece.
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As a lib, I would feel completely owned by this.
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Baiting conservatives to own the libs
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The indirect self-own is the most devious self-own there is.
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This is why I bake pastiche, a parodic combination of pasta and quiche
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There will be MAGAts who will see this and have no idea it is parody and will take it as truth.
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@realDonaldTrump read like@TheOnion and the Onion articles about him like articles about any president should read.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Too far fetched for even the onion
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Trump can't even spell those words, let alone know what they mean.
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Best. Troll. Ever. I'm hoppin' on your train.pic.twitter.com/eNbLyBXfWe
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You buried the leads: 1. Found cure for cancer 2. Viagra with the Trump logo on it 3. Discovered the Lost City of Atlantis
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Watch Fox news assume this is real news and make a report on it.
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Always knew that utterly insincere smile was a cover for a deep compassion.
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Now that would be a bombshell story



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This is a disappointing laugh. I wish tolerance wasn't such an absurd idea for POTUS.
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@TheOnion nailing it every time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Well, I'm done with you, Onion. Unfollowed. All you do now is bash this president. I'm kidding! I love it!!!
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This should definitely be on clickhole. Waaaaaay too unrealistic for the onion
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