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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 29

    Huckabee Sanders Claims Playing Cohen Tape Backward Reveals Hidden Message Exonerating Trump From All Wrongdoing https://trib.al/3Vg9VJR pic.twitter.com/DwxZNENlva

    11:04 AM - 29 Jul 2018
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    93 replies 811 retweets 3,836 likes
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      2. Adam‏ @DrunkOnArrival Jul 29
        Replying to @EricBrown1911 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Yn3AsAUyq3

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Crockster‏ @crockamo Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/4MOa5mt0qz

        1 reply 3 retweets 16 likes
      3. Nasty Lucy‏ @luckylucy061752 Jul 29
        Replying to @crockamo @TheOnion

        LMBO! #SarahHuckabeeSanders

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Crockster‏ @crockamo Jul 29
        Replying to @luckylucy061752 @TheOnion

        Hilarious right!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. tommychillfiger‏ @HershMagersh Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        if you play trump's inauguration speech backwards it reveals assembly instructions for the T-65 X-Wing Starfighter K'nex set

        1 reply 2 retweets 10 likes
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      1. TrashRat‏ @trashytrashrat Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m having a hard time distinguishing onion headlines from things sanders would actually say these days

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      1. Nerdy Nix Nook‏ @Bosco685 Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😋 And yet, I am waiting for this very statement come Monday. Guaranteed!

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      2. Jeff Ralston  🥧 🥧 🍻‏ @JeffR914 Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I played it backwards and clearly heard Trump say, "It is of no concern. Soon the rebellion will be crushed and young Skywalker will be one of us."

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Elin Bentsen‏ @BentsenElin Jul 29
        Replying to @JeffR914 @TheOnion

        me too!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. M‏ @mquinton32 Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        89% of trump supporters would actually believe this if trump told them.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3.  🕷️ F Ǝ Y  🕷️‏ @BoundForBedlam Jul 29
        Replying to @mquinton32 @TheOnion

        I think that percentage would be a lot higher.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Just Saying Much ⚛ ✊🏿 🏥#TakeAKnee‏ @JustSayingMuch Jul 29
        Replying to @BoundForBedlam @mquinton32 @TheOnion

        The other 11% already believe he's God's stepson so they don't follow the news. #glorybetoT

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Susan, I care‏ @GrandSuSu Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually, this isn't too far fetched.

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      2. Spanky The Stable Genius‏ @Cancun771 Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @DrunkFed

        Wouldn't surprise me in the least.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Spanky The Stable Genius‏ @Cancun771 Jul 29
        Replying to @Cancun771 @TheOnion @DrunkFed

        (If they CLAIMED that.)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jeff McMahon‏ @herculodge Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sanders is a human being whose entire existence is defined by her ability to vocalize her thoughts backwards as she champions her immorality with religious zeal.

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      1. Bumper‏ @jeffreymartens Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just like: Inna Godda Da Vida ! (old school)

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