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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 28

    Alien Still Hasn't Gotten Around To Listening To Whole Voyager Golden Record https://trib.al/aIpNVTr pic.twitter.com/89BeDSyLEF

    8:36 PM - 28 Jul 2018
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    • Darren Barnard St∆rboy rem(y) Son Woku Jacobim Mugatu Cole Shafer🌻 stuff SUPERflix Movies 🎥 🤓 Pond Monster 🧟‍♂️
    144 replies 2,601 retweets 11,960 likes
      1. Matthew Dear‏Verified account @matthewdear Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @ghostly

        Because @pitchfork only gave it a 5.2... “The extraordinary prescience of Voyager’s fete dissipates into a cacophony of tired gesture and the whole history repeating itself thing.”

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      1. pepe le vamp‏ @pepelevamp Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        earth: 'hey man, listen to our mix tape'

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      2.  ☠️Dave is Cursed ☠️‏ @davishurst Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “SEND MORE CHUCK BERRY”pic.twitter.com/724kjSqeHY

        1 reply 1 retweet 35 likes
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      1. zero-g spot‏ @zerogspot Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        will try to sell it on UFOverstock

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      1. Fuzzdog‏ @Fuzzwoof Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The disc probably ended up starting a galactic war over whether there was any benefit hooking up their rig with platinum encrusted audiophile grade speaker cables or not.

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      1. Der Geist von Floyd‏ @MolochAcolyte Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's a collector's item, man.

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      2. Disturbelage‏ @Decervelage Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The B Side consists entirely of an extended “Inna Godda DaVida”.

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
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      2. Mickey Blowtorch‏ @MickeyBlowtorch Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @GnarlyCanary

        We should have sent up a Pink Floyd album and a dimebag.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      4. Chris Keck‏ @keck1157 Jul 28
        Replying to @GnarlyCanary @MickeyBlowtorch @TheOnion

        Of course

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      6. Mickey Blowtorch‏ @MickeyBlowtorch Jul 28
        Replying to @GnarlyCanary @keck1157 @TheOnion

        We haven’t either *cough*

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      7. Chris Keck‏ @keck1157 Jul 28
        Replying to @MickeyBlowtorch @GnarlyCanary @TheOnion

        Mmmmmm

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      2. 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡  🎃‏ @brownestbanana Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @KevinKowalewski

        @KevinKowalewski

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      4. Dylan Johnke‏ @johnkekong Jul 28
        Replying to @KevinKowalewski @brownestbanana @TheOnion

        the human race: we've compiled the entirety of artistic achievement into this criterion collection of films and documentaries. In viewing this, you will truly understand us, maybe better than we understand ourselves aliens: is it on netflix

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1. lawprofblawg‏ @lawprofblawg Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @igallupd

        Waiting for CD to come out.

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