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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 28

    Ivanka Ashamed After Becoming First Trump To Run Business Into Ground https://trib.al/sTz7d9l pic.twitter.com/WDiEjAcDAy

    5:22 PM - 28 Jul 2018
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    74 replies 329 retweets 2,009 likes
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      2. Brandon Horan‏ @brandon_r_horan Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BREAKING: Asked about her response regarding her failing clothing business, Ivanka says she will rebound from this setback by starting the Ivanka Trump University of Fashion and Sweatshop Management.

        2 replies 7 retweets 79 likes
      3. Sookie‏ @kitty2city Jul 28
        Replying to @brandon_r_horan @TheOnion

        Would like to see her tax returns also. In NYC she's been notorious for opening pop up locations, shady advertising on goods deemed sub-par w/triple % markups & having to close shops quickly for tax evasion issues & lawsuits for selling inadequate, inferior product.

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
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      2. Bob Klein‏ @photo_bobk Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not the first. Her dad crushed 4 businesses and destroyed lots of families

        11 replies 2 retweets 30 likes
      3. Ben S.‏ @HunterZ0 Jul 28
        Replying to @photo_bobk @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/yxjpqJaGKK

        0 replies 0 retweets 78 likes
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      2. James Truax‏ @JamesTruax9 Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Okyh1JS1Ek

        1 reply 10 retweets 82 likes
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      2. Justin Hendrix‏Verified account @justinhendrix Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol they are literally a bunch of scam artists

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. LP‏ @ZooMaster76 Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's not exactly true or fair. Pops paved the way. Knows the look of the inside of the Bankruptcy Court.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Brandon Horan‏ @brandon_r_horan Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like even The Onion can't keep up with the GOP.

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      2. We Are Better Than This‏ @theclaw0603 Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Love this. The non satirical version would rearrange the words a bit: Ivanka First Trump Ashamed After Running Business Into Ground

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. I'm not giving my name to a machine‏ @occamsshavngkit Jul 28
        Replying to @theclaw0603 @TheOnion

        Ivanka first Trump ashamed.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. We Are Better Than This‏ @theclaw0603 Jul 28
        Replying to @occamsshavngkit @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Hnjzq20Ub3

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      1. Paula Braun‏ @frauSunnyBraun Jul 29
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        pic.twitter.com/piGShRrYkG

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      1.  🌹Absolute Dissent, RSN: LeFaye. #JC4PM #NHSLOVE‏ @KillingJokez Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She is just so more used to running her workers into the ground... Then spitting on them. #IvankaTrump

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      1. Hank Rutherford Hill‏ @TariffMYtaxCUT Jul 28
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        No worries - she has 4 more bankruptcies to go before she is annointed President by Russia !

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      1. Sunshine‏ @groovyedu Aug 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @boldbizcoach

        They have a long history of money grabbing businesses gone wrong. They must’ve had a long toast at their great fortune of being in the WH! Let’s pray when morality returns they will be jailed and fined to repay the tax payers!

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      1. Stacey Browne  🌊‏ @StaceyB_NY Jul 30
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        The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. #Ivankahttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1023362985362956290 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Ivanka Ashamed After Becoming First Trump To Run Business Into Ground https://trib.al/sTz7d9l  pic.twitter.com/WDiEjAcDAy
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      1. AW‏ @AndrewWeeraratn Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        First female Trump but it runs in the family among the males

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      1. Ron K Perkey‏ @rkperkey Jul 28
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        Following her dads footsteps!

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