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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 28

    ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers https://trib.al/ajiXLuW pic.twitter.com/LYdRq9ZUWs

    2:08 PM - 28 Jul 2018
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    57 replies 1,209 retweets 3,902 likes
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      2. Linda Beckermann‏ @BeckermannLinda Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please tell me this is not true. Is the government totally unglued? A prison for the most hardened toddlers??? Isn t this horrific situation evil enough? Does it really have to be made even worse? STOP THE CHILD ABUSE NOW!!!

        15 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
      3. Haley‏ @weirdknight04 Jul 28
        Replying to @BeckermannLinda @TheOnion

        R/woosh

        1 reply 0 retweets 28 likes
      4. Jasiel‏ @lopez_jasiel Jul 28
        Replying to @weirdknight04 @BeckermannLinda @TheOnion

        I think at this point anything is believable. The Onion writers just have to be struggling to come up with ideas.

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      1. greymadders‏ @greymadders Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @mmbbkk

        AKA the MS-under-13s

        0 replies 2 retweets 19 likes
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      1. Tequilaa Bob‏ @TequilaaBob Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And look what walks out! #ImmigrantChildrenpic.twitter.com/VEHzessVw7

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      2. SWMO SOONER‏ @dwcornish04 Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Waiting for dumb people to take this seriously.....pic.twitter.com/WJGn48HYzJ

        1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes
      3. Cαηδγ Cφrη´Respecter‏ @FantasticDrone Jul 28
        Replying to @dwcornish04 @TheOnion

        😂check top comment it just happened

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. SWMO SOONER‏ @dwcornish04 Jul 28
        Replying to @FantasticDrone @TheOnion

        Knew it was coming 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tony Aycock‏ @TonyAycock Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @JSJdarling

        They’ve codenamed the project Bad Hombres, and those shuttled there will be perpetrators of heinous crimes like crying for their parents, being sexually abused, and saying they hated Donald Trump.

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      2. Extranjero‏ @NationOfFrogs Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/11yQuXUVhZ

        2 replies 2 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Woke  🤨‏ @MrNCE Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @kbeninato

        pic.twitter.com/JnI0sMcUeo

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      1. DW5‏ @TriFlexin Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Life imitating art.pic.twitter.com/BiieCXm5fd

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      1. Beef Supreme‏ @O_Hey_FatPhuk Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What is sad is that this isn't far from the truth.

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      1. Sblargh  1️⃣ 8️⃣‏ @Sblargh Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Having them somewhere safe being supervised by adults would actually be an improvement.

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      1. Angel Fernando‏ @Inhale_Flores Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You ever been hit in the head with a hot wheel by one of them? They dangerous

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      1. s’OK‏ @Jalopyfilms Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @dellcam

        Well now there’s another option to time outs. “If I step on one more LEGO in my bare feet, it’s off to Supermax without any dinner!” That’ll teach the little rugrats. But seriously, Onion, don’t give them any damn ideas, ‘k?pic.twitter.com/Y8upA9FhUy

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      2. Libbiesota  🍷‏ @LibbiestLib Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @lirpalomina

        Too soon

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. AbracaApril  🇺🇸‏ @lirpalomina Jul 29
        Replying to @LibbiestLib @TheOnion

        It will always be to soon.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. its not me‏ @FancyLaRue79 Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @chick_in_kiev

        Milk on the rocks, please.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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