Please tell me this is not true. Is the government totally unglued? A prison for the most hardened toddlers??? Isn t this horrific situation evil enough? Does it really have to be made even worse? STOP THE CHILD ABUSE NOW!!!
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I think at this point anything is believable. The Onion writers just have to be struggling to come up with ideas.
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AKA the MS-under-13s
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Waiting for dumb people to take this seriously.....pic.twitter.com/WJGn48HYzJ
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Knew it was coming
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They’ve codenamed the project Bad Hombres, and those shuttled there will be perpetrators of heinous crimes like crying for their parents, being sexually abused, and saying they hated Donald Trump.
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What is sad is that this isn't far from the truth.
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Having them somewhere safe being supervised by adults would actually be an improvement.
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You ever been hit in the head with a hot wheel by one of them? They dangerous
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Well now there’s another option to time outs. “If I step on one more LEGO in my bare feet, it’s off to Supermax without any dinner!” That’ll teach the little rugrats. But seriously, Onion, don’t give them any damn ideas, ‘k?pic.twitter.com/Y8upA9FhUy
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Too soon
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It will always be to soon.
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Milk on the rocks, please.
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