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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 28

    Confused Mueller Reminds Nation Russia Investigation Wrapped Up Months Ago https://trib.al/tw8NSzS pic.twitter.com/nugsTozdYS

    9:17 AM - 28 Jul 2018
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    • Austin blktkddiva4u Trevor Neil White Fraw, the Monstrous Moonshine 🌙 the empathic narcissist. IHaveAnAlibi MonsterMation 2018 OldCrow🔹🌽 bricks_one
    14 replies 83 retweets 620 likes
      1. Josephine Fatta‏ @JosephineFatta Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So if the rest of the news now always sounds like an Onion article, is this Onion article relaying the truth? #upsidedownreality

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      1. Jeff McMahon‏ @herculodge Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Excellent point: A reality show gangster who lies 1,000 times a day shouldn't make us wait on edge of our seats to see if he is a criminal or not.

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      1. Bulk Logan the Krogan‏ @wtfBulkLogan Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Confused onion reader wonders why they keep running same headline

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      2. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Will John Goodman play Mueller in “Trump: The Musical”?

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      3.  🌀Publius 🌀‏ @PlusHonorUMRA Jul 28
        Replying to @DavidHawley2 @TheOnion

        it will be donny jr in platforms or comey with his legs.chopped below knee like grandpa in king of the hill..

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      2. Diana LaFleur‏ @coffeethug Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        who says Mueller is confused...confused is not one of the things this man is, frustrated maybe but not confused...he has this, now let's continue to watch him work, waiting for the next drop of convictions...stop disturbing😀

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      2. Stången‏ @PhDSchroder Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, The Onion has become an honest publication, I guess

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jul 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        :). Investigation Wrapped Up Months Ago but Trump’s defense team is still charging Trump for it.

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      1. Trevor‏ @Trevor60213817 Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So says President Trump. 😀

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      1. Willie Nelson Mandela‏ @sabat Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why exactly is this supposed to be funny?

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      1. Jonny Blings‏ @goldoildiamonds Jul 28
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        ...months ago! Months ago!pic.twitter.com/1MbfTtVzDN

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      2. R.K.Oickle‏ @skip1957 Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually he is more confused as to whether he is still in the USA or Russia... having to deal with @realDonaldTrump bullshit daily will do that to you...

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      3. Part Time Virtue Signaller‏ @TonyRxxx Jul 29
        Replying to @skip1957 @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        You're reaching

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      1. Pukka‏ @pukkaboink Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s becoming when the onion, enquirer, and star news publish more real news than the main stream media (#fakenews)

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