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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 27

    Eric Trump Aims Laser Pointer At Don Jr. While Flicking Lights On And Off To Erase Memory Of Russia Meeting https://trib.al/sCIRJLV pic.twitter.com/Oxn9DEdE2z

    1:43 PM - 27 Jul 2018
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    • Elizabeth McPherson mary ann 🐦 Incognito Mode Guy jules lisa manning 💥The Rosemobile is on fire💥 Nancy Preuss Ben Nguyen
    Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr.
    82 replies 1,780 retweets 8,622 likes
      1. Phil B‏ @PhilBmtl Jul 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Considering their dad looked at the sun during an eclipse, I wouldn't put it passed them to do something like this 😂

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      2. joepamaral‏ @joepamaral Jul 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        This just feels too real to be satire.

        1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes
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      2. Bowiegrrl‏ @bowiegrrl11 Jul 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @run_mac_run and

        I can never decide which of those two guys is grosser and creepier

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Nicholausa: (n) a person made of piss and vinegar‏ @nocompliance1 Jul 27
        Replying to @bowiegrrl11 @TheOnion and

        It's like Patrick Bateman and his brother were in the same room.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Jared‏ @cmnd_ctrl Jul 27
        Replying to @nocompliance1 @bowiegrrl11 and

        You mean his brother Sean Bateman from Rules of Attraction?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Art Or Not Art‏ @artdecider Jul 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Art.

        1 reply 0 retweets 33 likes
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      2. Garg the Impaler‏ @ImpalerGarg Jul 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        pic.twitter.com/v1f4NfyX8Z

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico Jul 27
        Replying to @ImpalerGarg @TheOnion and

        I think these are reversed though???

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Eric J‏ @EJ_306 Jul 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Of course this is the onion/satire. #MAGA patriots know the real story is that Eric turns off the lights and has Don Jr chase the laser pointer around the room like a cat. This provides essential exercise/stimulation and also erases his memory👍

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      2. IAteAButterfly‏ @AteButterfly Jul 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        pic.twitter.com/itTwgr02o8

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. James H.‏ @JamesLHearne Jul 27
        Replying to @AteButterfly @TheOnion and

        First thing I thought of...

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      1. Kevin Phillips  🇨🇦 🇩🇪‏ @theReal_KPHILL Jul 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @jamespmcleod and

        Must have worked.pic.twitter.com/DEKReRQxr1

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      1. Piero  💜‏ @PieroMan Jul 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        pic.twitter.com/EzbwIVCTwO

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      2.  🍒‏ @lipklits Jul 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Did it work?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. General Manager‏ @firstvalue3000 Jul 28
        Replying to @lipklits @TheOnion and

        "Oh yeah, perfect. .I don't recall a single thing about the Russi--ohh snap "

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. george-t 🖖 🌊 💙‏ @therealwombat1 Jul 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @dianava47962115 and

        Damn, The #trump's Are Even More #REALLYREALLY Cheaper Than I Thought! They Couldn't Even Buy A Used #MIB Neuralyzer (Neuralizer)!pic.twitter.com/sa0fePjwSX

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. karmakkaze  ❄ 🗽 🌊‏ @karmakkaze Jul 28
        Replying to @therealwombat1 @TheOnion and

        Try neuralizer (sp?) (Watch for the Word Bot to correct, agree or say something weird...)

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. george-t 🖖 🌊 💙‏ @therealwombat1 Jul 29
        Replying to @karmakkaze @TheOnion and

        A neuralyzer, sometimes spelled as neuralizer, is a device seen in the Men in Black franchise. It is one of the signature tools and considered standard issue employed by the Men in Black... My Tweet Has Both Spellings So What Are You talking About?pic.twitter.com/T9KyFP97mh

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. karmakkaze  ❄ 🗽 🌊‏ @karmakkaze Jul 29
        Replying to @therealwombat1 @TheOnion and

        When you use (sp?) It triggers a spelling bot. Not kidding. Was kinda surprised he didn't pop up this last time.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. george-t 🖖 🌊 💙‏ @therealwombat1 Jul 29
        Replying to @karmakkaze @TheOnion and

        Didn't Know That, Haven't Seen It!

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. karmakkaze  ❄ 🗽 🌊‏ @karmakkaze Jul 29
        Replying to @therealwombat1 @TheOnion and

        I haven't seen him in 2 days... Kinda weird...

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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