I was just wondering when you guys were gonna touch the “oldest living person dies” news
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Great. I’m on track to live forever.
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WHO cares
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That's just speculation. The facts are a) she lived a healthy life; and b) she died It's our job as journalists and lawyers to draw conclusions from exclusively this chain of events
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In the words of Karl Pilkington, is she that old though?
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This article is kinda confusing.
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I agree. Why would anyone want to live that long? Life sucks bad enough when you’re young, middle-aged, and just regular old.
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WHO acts like it is some sort of doctor...
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Revlon could have helped so much
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>the onion
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You are owned by Univision. Now block me too daddy
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World Health Organization
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. Too soon! Mrs. Miyako was a saint! You may have gone too far this time, Onion! .
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wait so he left first base?
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What are you asking me for?
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