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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 27

      Pros And Cons Of Abolishing ICE https://trib.al/TJ7PNpM pic.twitter.com/o4bIiw5ZyL

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 27

      Several recent high-profile controversies involving the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency have led to calls for abolishing it entirely. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of abolishing ICE. https://trib.al/TJ7PNpM pic.twitter.com/kCZykybBBy

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        2. Pekka Mäkinen‏ @PekkaTMakinen Jul 27
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Don't those sociopaths have possible positions open at the TSA?

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        2. Bug Pizza‏ @Ehrmagerd_77 Jul 27
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Not a single "liberal" supporting open borders lives in a neighborhood ever likely to be home to any of these immigrants. They are isolated, sheltered, and (save for the rare instances) safe from these poor dears. Everyone else is screwed.

          2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Joshua Waddles‏ @Joshwaddles Jul 27
          Replying to @Ehrmagerd_77 @TheOnion

          I've never met a single liberal who supports open borders regardless. That's a narrative that only exists in your head.

          1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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        2.  🥥 Sir Eatsalot  🇮🇪Ⓥ‏ @AshJ_life Jul 27
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Protecting your country's borders makes you a sociopath now. Awesome.

          2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        3. Dr. ElSupreme Funk‏ @_DrFunk Jul 27
          Replying to @AshJ_life @TheOnion

          ICE doesn't protect borders. That is US Customs and Border Patrol.

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        2. The Spooktacular Spider-Jace‏ @TheSpiderDork Jul 27
          Replying to @TheOnion @ThaddeusStrange

          they don’t have to work elsewhere if you Prosecute ICEpic.twitter.com/Jt1qRCmzJH

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        3. Mech‏ @MechWarriorNY Jul 27
          Replying to @TheSpiderDork @TheOnion @ThaddeusStrange

          *if they're executed

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        2. Dan‏ @enoughardd161 Jul 27
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Once the wall is built and these criminals stop oozing under the fence we won’t have pay to care for them! Build the wall!

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. Joshua Waddles‏ @Joshwaddles Jul 27
          Replying to @enoughardd161 @TheOnion

          Build your damn wall, no one's stopping you. We're not paying for it, though. Start a GoFundMe. Pretty much your only chance of making the wall happen at this point.

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        4. Dan‏ @enoughardd161 Jul 27
          Replying to @Joshwaddles @TheOnion

          Oh yes you will!

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        5. Joshua Waddles‏ @Joshwaddles Jul 27
          Replying to @enoughardd161 @TheOnion

          Your president had been trying, and failing, to make us pay for the wall for a year and a half. But maybe if you add a couple more exclamation points to the end of that sentence, that'll make it true.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        6. Dan‏ @enoughardd161 Jul 27
          Replying to @Joshwaddles @TheOnion

          Like saying “your” President doesn’t make him....your president? Hahahaha

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        7. Joshua Waddles‏ @Joshwaddles Jul 27
          Replying to @enoughardd161 @TheOnion

          Nice way to change the subject. Apparently even you know the wall isn't going to happen.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. Caroline-du-Nord‏ @StatePoliSci Jul 27
          Replying to @TheOnion

          The Onion has gone the way of SNL, politics to the detriment of humor. Gonna put it on my mute list.

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        2. Roy Hood‏ @goodboiRoy Jul 27
          Replying to @TheOnion

          That's the best you can come up with? How about: CON - The floodgates holding back the scum-of-the-earth are opened, drowning the US in crime, poverty, and refried beans.

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        3. JoeK3Fan  🇺🇸‏ @JoeK3Fan Jul 27
          Replying to @goodboiRoy @TheOnion

          I like refried beans. I dislike racists. Seems like a bargain to me.

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